TOS Temporary Caption Contest #1: Look, Don't Touch

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  1. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Kirk immediately regretting asking Charlie where he wanted to sleep that night.



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    Charlie: "I could fix that grossly-misshapen labia for you, Janice."
     
  2. Alrik

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    Charlie: "I...I'm not sure I can do this sir."

    Kirk: "Take it easy Charlie and do it just the way I told you. Janice will be gentle."

    Charlie: "But I just followed her up the stairs and I swear that thing looked like it could eat ME."
     
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    CHARLIE:"Is...is that...

    Are you a HO?"
     
  4. Shatmandu

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    Charlie: "Is that a condom dispenser?"
     
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    CHARLIE:"You still use analog tape players?

    Send me back to the crash site. NOW."
     
  6. Shatmandu

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    Kirk: "There are a million things in this universe you can have and a million things you can't have ..."
    <Charlie's shoulders fall.>
    Kirk: "... and what you're looking at is one thing you can definitely get ahold of."
     
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    KIRK:"First thing we need to go is get you a new set of clothes.

    Because THAT jacket?

    Gayer than a three-credit note chip."
     
  8. Shatmandu

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    Rand: "Jeez. Take a picture. It'll last longer."
    <Charlie pulls camera from bag, drops to floor, and takes several pictures up her skirt before Kirk drags him away.>
     
  9. Rat Boy

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    Charlie: "Her hair looks like the end of my wee-wee."

    *Kirk laughs himself to death*
     
  10. cooleddie74

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    Young Charlie was sensitive.

    It was far too easy for go-go boots to hurt his feelings.
     
  11. enan

    enan Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Spock: Indeed; Captain I will see your yeoman and raise you a communications officer

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    Kirk was not sure how to break it to Janice that he had lost not only Charlie to Spock it the weekly card game but her as well.
     
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    Janice: Don't look so glum. I told both you boys last night that you'd have to clear out in the morning.
     
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    Spock: "Captain. I can personally attest to Miss Uhura's oral capabilities."

    Kirk: "Okay Spock. I get it. She can suck a golf ball through a garden hose...but can she handle Communications?"
     
  14. Shatmandu

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    Charlie: "I read that Vulcan women have two. You got any Vulcan women on board?"
     
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    Janice: "I'm sorry boys, but I don't do anything without these."

    Charlie: "But... I've never... when I came aboard!!"
     
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    Rand: "I'll check to see if they make a 'Needle Dick' size."
     
  17. Rat Boy

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    Rand: "This is John Connor? The savior of the human race?"

    Kirk: "Weird, I know."
     
  18. Alrik

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    Rand: "Of course they're ribbed for my pleasure. Do I look like an idiot?"
     
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    CHARLIE:"My mother was killed by a beehive."
     
  20. cooleddie74

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    SPOCK:"She's MY old lady, bee-yotch.

    You want that I should serve you?"