TOS Caption Contest #90 - Baby, One More Time

[Nerys Myk]

NAMOR: Susan, how can you prefer Richards over me!?

 

[cooleddie74]

"Screw the Federation FCC!

I'm not giving up my analog subspace antenna next year!"

"Roy was right!!!

There ARE aliens on Earth...I was such a fool!!!"

 

[Triskelion]

Oh you a secetary now, is you? You better pump yo' brakes!

 

[Gertch]

Coming this fall - Needledink the Bug Fucker

Both: "You're wearing my eyeliner!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: The Captain was incorrect. When I shake her I can't hear her brains rattle.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Yep. This should do the trick.

Now if I can just find a male crewman willing to pull down his trousers."

SPOCK:"Give me the pechtuli...

NOW!!!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "What do you mean you don't have my appointment? I rearranged my entire schedule for it!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: Calm down lady! I haven't even opened my raincoat yet!

 

[Maurice]

SPOCK: You must pay the rent.
ROBERTA: But I can't pay the rent!
SPOCK: You must pay the rent.
ROBERTA: But I can't pay the rent!
SPOCK: You must pay the rent.
GARY SEVEN: (O.C.) I'll pay the rent!
ROBERTA: My hero!
SPOCK: Foiling my nefarious plans, again: most illogical.

 

[Outpost4]

George's biggest fantasy.

 

[Michael]

George's biggest fantasy.

The Emmy -- lubed?

 

[T'Bonz]

SPOCK: Calm down lady! I haven't even opened my raincoat yet!

winner!!

 

[Outpost4]

"I bet this antenna will let me receive Art Bell."

 

[Outpost4]

"Little man!..."

 

[Outpost4]

A blank Sulu for your captioning pleasure:

 

[Mallory]

Oh God! My hand is stuck!

 

[Outpost4]

"Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear
And it shows them pearly white
Just a jackknife has old MacHeath, babe..."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Sorry, but I have to pre-empt Shatmandu

Roberta: "This office is very warm, Mr Spock. <raises eyebrow> Very ... warm ..."
The Music: "Chicka-bow-wow, chicka-wow, chicka-wow ..."
Spock: "Dammit woman, this is no time for unprotected sex!"

 

[Gertch]

Oh God! My hand is stuck!

That's about the funniest non-photoshopped photoshop.

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk, offscreen: "Just don't muss my hair, okay?"

SPOCK: Calm down lady! I haven't even opened my raincoat yet!

winner!!

Yeah, I gotta second that.



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