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TOS Caption Contest #90 - Baby, One More Time

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NAMOR: Susan, how can you prefer Richards over me!?
 
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"Screw the Federation FCC!

I'm not giving up my analog subspace antenna next year!"

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"Roy was right!!!

There ARE aliens on Earth...I was such a fool!!!"
 
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"Yep. This should do the trick.

Now if I can just find a male crewman willing to pull down his trousers."

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SPOCK:"Give me the pechtuli...

NOW!!!"
 
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Spock: "What do you mean you don't have my appointment? I rearranged my entire schedule for it!"
 
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SPOCK: You must pay the rent.
ROBERTA: But I can't pay the rent!
SPOCK: You must pay the rent.
ROBERTA: But I can't pay the rent!
SPOCK: You must pay the rent.
GARY SEVEN: (O.C.) I'll pay the rent!
ROBERTA: My hero!
SPOCK: Foiling my nefarious plans, again: most illogical.
 
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"Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear
And it shows them pearly white
Just a jackknife has old MacHeath, babe..."
 
Sorry, but I have to pre-empt Shatmandu :p

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Roberta: "This office is very warm, Mr Spock. <raises eyebrow> Very ... warm ..."
The Music: "Chicka-bow-wow, chicka-wow, chicka-wow ..."
Spock: "Dammit woman, this is no time for unprotected sex!"
 
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