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TOS Caption Contest #90 - Baby, One More Time

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Sulu: "I got confused: I just gave a BJ to a bear ..."
 
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Spock: "Okay, if we're going to do this, it has to be rough and I've got to call you 'Sarek' the entire time ..."
 
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Spock: Roberta...what kind of name is that for a big breasted girl like you?
Roberta: "Ooh, how flattering! You think they are real ... I was born Robert Lincoln, you know."
Spock: You're Abraham Lincoln's son? I think we really messed up the timeline!
Robert: "Why, you know who killed my father?!"
Spock: Yes, Col. Green.




Hah! So there, AutoAdmin in hiding, you bugger! You can build a ziggurat bigger than three. You just have to do it manually! :p
 
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Kirk: "Throw me the whip!"
Sulu: "You throw me the flashing neon buttplug that plays 'Cabaret,' I throw you the whip."
 
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Spock: My Vulcan nostrils detect she had the Garlic special with garlic sauce and a side order of garlic, followed by the garlic soufle with garlic custard. Fortunately Vulcans are immune.
 
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"Don't look at the passe draperies and carpeting, Marion...DON'T LOOK AT IT!!!"
 
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Contrary to misinformation, mid-23rd century corridor bulkheads were known to cause seizures in officers with certain allergies.
 
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The Summer '68 Menswear Collection from SEARS

Barging into a locked office has never looked or felt so groovy.
 
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