TOS Caption Contest #90 - Baby, One More Time

[Rat Boy]

Sulu: "'scuse me while I whip this out."

 

[Shatmandu]

This time, Sulu made sure the head would stay attached.

-- or --

Over the years, there were many advances in Gerbil Extraction.

 

[Noname Given]

Mr. Spock: "I must mate once every seven years...guess how long it's been since I last indulged..."

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Aw, c'mon, baby: it'll be the last great thing you'll experience until 'Tootsie' comes along ..."

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: Tell me now, lady, where's the guy molding mashed potatoes! I need to get home!

 

[Outpost4]

"Not buff enough."

 

[Rat Boy]

Is Carl Spock gonna have to choke a bitch?

 

[cooleddie74]

"Your BATHROOM, Miss Lincoln.

NOW.

I've got a sehlat head poking out."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Did...did I get it?

Sir?

Is...is it still there or not?"

 

[Maurice]

The size of the licensed Sulu love doll wouldn't help his reputation as a little pirck.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Ever do it with a guy who wears blue velour, has green blood and a most annoying seven-year mating cycle?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"HARK!

What conduit through yonder bulkhead breaks?"

 

[M'Sharak]

"My Space Food Sticks, Miss Lincoln... what have you done with them?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"I said...

WOULD you like a copy of The Watchtower?


Hippie bitch."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SULU: At last! sulushowers.com is ready to go live!

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "We'll do it live! I'll write it and we'll do it live!"

 

[Woulfe]

Star Trip - Episode # 333 - Random Encounters

Sulu : Hum, The Enterprise is low on oil, wonder if Scotty knows.

Roberta : What do you mean "This Means Something, Something Important" it's just a silly mound of mashed potatoes Spock.

 

[Outpost4]

Well, Harvey is 6' 3½" tall.

 

[battrekker]

Sulu was so focused in what he was doing with his other hand, that he didn't realize that ceiling Spock was watching him doing that thing with his other hand.

 

[Shatmandu]

Unfortunately for Roberta, her hand position excited Spock even more ...