TOS Caption Contest #90 - Baby, One More Time

[Swarles Barkley]

Roberta: Oh my God, is that...
Spock: That's right, Miss Lincoln. I'm wearing "The Executive", the world's first beltless trenchcoat.

 

[Michael]

Roberta: Oh my God, is that...
Spock: That's right, Miss Lincoln. I'm wearing "The Executive", the world's first beltless trenchcoat.

Hilarious!

 

[Shatmandu]

Sulu to Chapel: "And this is the biggest thermometer you have?"

 

[Outpost4]

Sulu: "'scuse me while I whip this out."

If you expect me to laugh at a retread of this same old joke, brought out by you, Rat Boy, one more time in this caption contest, well, you'd be exactly right.

Keep up the good work.

 

[Outpost4]

"Humm, instructions: Flail rapidly across the buttocks..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Sulu: "Look, just because I run around the ship shirtless flailing a sword doesn't mean I'm...ah, to hell with it."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk, to Rand, muffled from just inside the door: "Hikaru? Oh, I was just experimenting, and that ended awhile ago ..."

 

[Outpost4]

Sulu: "Look, just because I run around the ship shirtless flailing a sword doesn't mean I'm...ah, to hell with it."

For years, Takei worked hard to stay away from the Asian actor stereotype, only to realize when it came to another cultural cliche, he'd utterly failed.

 

[Shatmandu]

Why would McCoy's racebaiting be kept to just Vulcans?

Sulu, whispering outside Sickbay: "Call me a 'slanty-eyed, inscrutable Chinaman,' will you, Doctor? I'll stick this inscrutable sword up your fuckin' ass, you cracker prick."

 

[M'Sharak]

V/O: And coming up next week, on Dancing with the Network Vulcans...

 

[Triskelion]

I'm flip-flopping over to the dirty side and I got my foot in it like a two-stool beaver smellin' bait. Catch you on the backslide, Doorknob. Scooter down'n gone.

 

[Rat Boy]

With the wedding business getting overwhelmed these days in California, George had to be the DJ at his own reception.

 

[cooleddie74]

"UH-OH...


The...the body grease got up my nose...BLECCCCCH!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Quick...I must have your assistance, Miss Lincoln. The katra of Surak says he will call me home if I do not have sex with you. I do NOT want to die."

 

[Rat Boy]

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"Your dress is FABULOUS."

 

[cooleddie74]

"I'll teach these rabbit ear antennae a lesson about coming in fuzzy when SEX AND THE CITY is on..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

ROBERTA: You'd better not be using X-ray vision!!!!

SPOCK: I like pink.

 

[Gertch]

"Giddyup Bill. One more time around the room."

 

[chancellorjake]

Sulu: I'm so sorry. I couldn't stop it. You see, my left hand is pure evil and it kills whenever it gets bored. In fact, it is getting really bored right now. You had better start running.