TOS Caption Contest #136: Creeps, Peeps, Beeps, and Sleeps

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: Suddenly I have a craving for some crispy fried chicken.

 

[Triskelion]

Kirk: So...those hot pockets done yet?

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "I'm getting you a loofah for Christmas, man."

Kirk: "What does he eat?"
Spock: "Motor oil."
Kirk: "Oh."

 

[tehfunz0rz]

[Shatner takes a long stare]
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Shatner: You sure it's the same actor? I dunno. He looks like a different actor to me. Leonard, what do you think?

Nimoy: No, it's the same guy.

Shatner: Really? You sure about that?

Nimoy: Yes, I'm sure Bill. And, we're rolling… [under breath] …for the last ten minutes…

Shatner: [lost in thought] …Geez, I dunno, really? No, c'mon, it's gotta be a different actor. Why else would they put him under such heavy makeup?
Well, maybe. I'm not sure…

Nimoy:

Shatner: Gosh, I guess he could be the same. I'd ask him but I don't want to, you know, break the reality of the moment.

Nimoy: Please observe the following extremely over the top eye roll.

 

[tehfunz0rz]

Spock: "Now watch as I make this table levitate."

Okay, just read this. My favorite caption for this pic so far. Nice, UssGlenn, nice. I kept staring at this thing wondering what angle I could use, with only tepid results. Now I feel there's no need to keep hammering at it; this one's been cracked.

[Mods: Sorry about the double post.]

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "Poor guy, trapped in his own body, hideously deformed, unable to communicate with the outside world, unable to get laid... If that ever happens to me..."

Front of chair opens, Chapel stands up. Delicately picks a pubic hair from her teeth, closes up chair, walks off.

"...I could live with it..."

 

[Winterwind]

Kirk: "I'm sorry Chris. They turned you down for the role of Davros. Again.

Pike: *Beep-beep* *Beep-beep* *sniffle*

Spock: "An illogical decision, Captain. His casting would save their make-up and effects budget considerably."

 

[Isis]

Spock: Captain Pike, your selection of a motorized wheelchair was extremely illogical. A Rascal would have been the superior choice.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "Say, you know after a while that mouth looks enticing. And the great thing is that no one will ever know."
Pike: Beep Beep!
Spock: "Illogical Captain, and wholly inappropriate."
Pike relieved: Beep
Kirk: "You reckon you could get both in there?"
Spock: "Hmmm!"
Pike: Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep ...!"

 

[Isis]

Spock: Hmmm, I don't know about these isometrics. I better stick with yoga...

 

[Shatmandu]

Pike: "Beep-Beep. Beep-Beep ..."

 

[Triskelion]

Kirk: So how was "physical therapy"?
Spock: Adequate.
Pike: Beep

 

[Hambone]

KIRK: "Cash for Clunkers", huh?

PIKE: Beep-beep-beep.

SPOCK: Three beeps means "we got hosed".

 

[M'Sharak]

Spock: We are the goon squad.
Kirk: And we're coming to town.

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk, stepping back and looking down: "Curb feelers? You Latino?"

Kirk: "My cousin can get you some mag wheels for that thing, cheap. Fell off a truck."

 

[Shatmandu]

Khan: "You smell of curry and feces. I approve."

 

[Drob]

Thx for the win!

Kahn: "Gah! Even my superior strength cannot pop your stubborn neck zit!"

Pike: "Beep Beep - Bitti-Bi-Bitti-Bi-Bitti-Bi - Beeeeep"
Kirk: "Nokia?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Khan: "What's this? <inhales deeply>"
McGivers, shy: "... I dabbed some camel dung behind my ears."
Khan: "It ... arouses me. Prepare to be ravaged."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "I just caught Spock listening at your door, nerve-pinching himself in the testicles."

 

[Kirby]

Where's my copy of 1984? Damn you Amazon!!!