TOS Caption Contest #136: Creeps, Peeps, Beeps, and Sleeps

[SeerSGB]

The results of the Abrams reboot rippled through time and space in ways no one could have forseen.

 

[cooleddie74]

"According to the sensor information on this padd, Commodore...the Talosians are also prepared to transmit images from the upcoming TWILIGHT sequel if we are so prepared."

 

[Shatmandu]

KHAN:"For just ten more dollars I can give you the eyebrows of a goddess..."

Not a caption, but it's a tribute to Ricardo Montalban that whenever I read these captions, I hear them in his voice.

(He would have added about three s's to that "goddessss" there, for instance, and it would have been a little threatening.)

Joe, hearing things

 

[scottydog]

Spock: "The explanation is quite simple, gentlemen. I can now lick myself."

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock, alone in room, to self: "'Hey, Spock, what're you doing tonight?' 'I shall be busy, entertaining a lady-friend.' 'Oo-oooh, is she hot?' 'Yes, her attractiveness has been noticed by various heterosexual males in the crew.' 'Boy, I sure am envious of you.' 'As well you should be, Captain.'"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: Wake me when I shout "THE WOMEN!" because I forgot how boring Pike was.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Curious...

Who put underage Orion pornography on my padd?

This is ENTRAPMENT, Commodore!!!"

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy, offscreen: "Uhura borrows an enema kit one day, and Spock's exhausted the next. Hmmm ..."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Man, I'll bet the inside of that thing smells like the Devil's asshole."
Spock: "Captain, please ..."

 

[cooleddie74]

PORTHOCK:"If it pleases the court, sirs...may I submit the case of Kibbles vs. Bits? 1993...Old Earth calendar?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

"Curious...

Who put underage Orion pornography on my padd?

This is ENTRAPMENT, Commodore!!!"

A sehlat ran across my keyboard!!!!!

 

[Shaw]

Spock: Computers make excellent and efficient servants, but I didn't enjoy serving under them.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Who the hell is this 'Eva' he keeps whining about and how can I meet her?"

 

[SciFi75]

Kirk: We have families with kids coming aboard and he decided to come aboard. For crying out loud, Spock, he'll scare the hell out of everyone.

Pike: Beep! Beep!

Spock: Captain, please, he is a hero.

Kirk: I don't give a crap if he saved a whole bus full of nuns from radiation burns, pull his batteries and stuff him in a closet somewhere.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: Nothing to worry about. The Captain just wants to talk.

WALL-E: Nooooooooooooooo

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: So where's the clean up?

KIRK: You're standing in it.

 

[Rat Boy]

Rat Boy tries to get everything in order in the Movie Caption Contest.

 

[SeerSGB]

Spock: Captian, the new automonus redshirt drones were a very sound investment. Why the amount saved due to expenses from security related deaths....

Kirk: Yeah, fine, good, just tell the fucking thing to stop carving "no kill I" into the transporter pad before we beam down.

 

[Triskelion]

Kirk: Where's Chris?
Spock: Buffing deck 12.