TOS Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

[scottydog]

Lt. Romaine: "AND I... WILL ALWAYS... LOVE YOUUU..."

Scotty: "Whitney Houston, we have a problem."

Sulu: "Hmmm. Your sideburns almost make you look like a man."

McCoy: "Beam us up. Spock is sick of southern California-like planets."

 

[UssGlenn]

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Uhura: "I thought Yeoman Rand was the original Conehead?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

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Uhura: Is it a little chilly in here?
Sulu: Hold on, let me check...

Sulu: Yep, it's a bit nippy.

 

[battrekker]

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The reaction of the LT to Scotty's latest finger hiding place was not as expected.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Lt. Romaine: " Aha hahaha the ExtenZe did the exact opposite!"

Uhura: "It's not going to happen is it?"
Sulu: " No not with you, Chekov maybe"

Kirk:"Mr Spock Two shots You really can't hold your Tequila can you?
McCoy: Yes have a clean uniform ready he puked all over it, Now beam us up!"

 

[26138]

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It appears Lt. Romaine found Scotty's missing finger. Even detached from his hand, it still remembered that one night he spent with her on shore leave, and it endeavored to put on an encore performance.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Uhura: Hikaru, you have bed head.
Sulu: Good god, woman, get me a mirror!

Kirk: He drank the Roofie Coloda by mistake!
McCoy: McCoy to Enterprise, medical-- say what?

 

[Maurice]

The guest star found Doohan's missing finger

NICHOLS: I'm frightened...by my compulsive need to embellish my MLK story again.

SHATNER: What happened?
KELLEY: MLK story...again.
NIMOY: Paaaain! PAAAAIN!!!

 

[M'Sharak]

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We have a photoshop winner this week with a caption by M'Sharak. It's been too long since our photoshopper, NCC-1701, posted in these parts. I guess it took the faux-Germans to draw him out. Don't be a stranger, Michael. You make me laugh.

Danke für den Sieg, Außenposten Vier! Also, thanks to M'.

Couldn't have done it without you.

And with one push of a button, Scotty's status as Engineering Legend was cemented for all time.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

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Scotty: Lassie, can you hand me the vibrating hydrospanner?
Romaine: Oh...oooo...oh...oooo...
Scotty: Lassie?

 

[Outpost4]

Thanks for the win Outpost4. I also want to thank you for doing these contests. You're tops!

How kind of you, Gertch. It is a community effort.

And we don't mind you taking extra time if you don't mind the ribbing.

OK by me, especially considering how I usually change out these contests exactly on time, without fail. You could set your watch by it.



If your watch is a sundial.

This contest is starting off on the right hand...I mean left hand...err, foot.

Sulu: Ex-squeeze me.

You see, that is funny! I would've never come up with something like that. Not in a trillion years.

Me either--this was such a great idea. I'll bet Output4 already had it in mind when he selected the screen cap. Excellent photo editing, too.

You flatter me. I'm not that clever, but instead more intuitive in nature.

Plus it's an old joke and for the umpteenth time, I love old jokes.

 

[Nerys Myk]

UHURA: Ummm, nice hairdo "Janice".

MCCOY: You were right Scotty. The pointy eared hobgoblin can't take a punch.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

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McCoy; We managed to slip one into Spock's drink, you can beam down now, he's all yours.
Kirk; Just let us get back first, I... don't want to watch. And tell Sulu, we're even now.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

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Thanks for the win. I've got a beaming smiley! I'm officially one of us!

Romaine: "Scotty, will you stop messing around with the remote c..."
Scotty: "T'was the only way to shut the lass up."

Uhura: "Sulu! I thought you were..."
Sulu: "Yes, I want you... to be my ballroom dancing partner."

Uhura: "Sulu! You disgusting... Hold on. If you're feeling my tit, who's got their hand on my butt?"
Alexander: "Don't mind me."

McCoy: "McCoy to Enterprise, prep sickbay, forty mil of cordrazine, rescus table on line, get M'Benga out of bed and scrubbed up, we've gotta stop Spock slipping..."
Kirk: "Hold on Bones, we had this trick with the mules back on the farm in Iowa. A little chilli powder on the middle finger, inserted thusly..."
Spock: "Aaaaarrrrrghhhhh!"
Kirk: "Voila."

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty's 14-inch penis claims another victim.

Sulu: "It's a storm, and you're any port."

McCoy: "We found the drunk-ass."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

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Lt Romaine finally discovers what Scotsmen keep under their kilts.

Or...

Lt Romaine finally finds out what Haggis is actually made of.

 

[Tan Ru]

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Jan Shutan: ........and then you guys had De put Leonard's brain back in and then Lenny 'directed' his own brain-surgery to a successful outcome?!?! Gee, too bad I missed out on that episode 'huh?

 

[Tan Ru]

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Sulu thinking: Ya know, I think I kinda like this..............."

 

[John Picard]

Finally, there is a reason this contest went on for 286 posts. It was because in the very last one, Shatmandu was outed. You're toast, Joe. Very clever, John Picard.

Kirk: "Listen, Shatmandu -- I'm tired of your gay jokes, sexual disfunction jokes, Sulu innuendos, Rand gangbang comments, girdle gaffs, toupe retorts, fart fallacies...."

Thanks for the win, Outpost4

Uhura: "But Mr Sulu, you're gay and you ain't packing this fudge tunnel."

Sulu: "Dammit."

McCoy: "McCoy to Enterprise...Spock got rolled by a couple of Paclids. Three to beam up. "

 

[Triskelion]

Outpost4, thanks for the Mudd Club entry! Hey I'm just getting warmed up! Your contest is probably the most popular thread in the forum, am I right? Coincidence? I think not!

That's it. Me homemade bran muffins'll clear ya right out lassie. Mind you, ya shoulda wore a diaper under yer kilt like me.

I...got nothin'.
Laters.

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