TOS Caption Contest #123 - Bend Over
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Yeoman: Oh captain, I'm sooooo sorry. Here, let me clean that up for you.
Kirk: That's all right Yeoman.
McCoy: Those little blue pills I gave you work then Jim?
Spock: I'm serious ensign. When Uhura stood like this I could see right up that skirt and she wasn't wearing panties.
Ensign: Um...sir, what's that?
Spock: Let's just say, damn these tight pants.
Scotty: It's the 23rd century, why the hell do we still have a tape deck?
Take a look at this Bones.
No thanks Jim.
But it's a bouffant, Bones! A beautiful golden bouffant!
Well anything's got to be better than the bowl cut you had last month.
Rand: "Doctor McCoy, are you sure the captain wanted me to braid his pubes while he naps?"
McCoy: "Damn it, Yeoman, I'm a doctor, not a recorder. Now get on with it."
Scotty: The captain insisted that for the ship's rave that we use a tape deck instead of turntables, but I said "cap'n, you canna change the laws of vinyl..."
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Scotty: Mr. Spock! There's something wrong with the Memorix Duotronics!
Scotty: "Aye, Mr. Spock. That's a dual Betamax deck and HD DVD drive."
Spock: "Proof that we've returned to the wrong universe, Mr. Scott."
"When the caption contest started this was hi-tech, Mr. Spock! Aha! That's why its taking so long to change out! Outpost4 has been taking 'Ludes again!"
Kirk: "Yeoman when I said I wanted a crab salad this is not what I had in mind."
Bones: <giggles>
Kirk: "I suppose you gave her the damn little comb?!?"
JANICE:"What was that sound just now?"
McCOY:"My zipper."
SCOTTY:"Told ye we should have tried giving the computer an INTRAVENOUS treatment for its virus."
SPOCK:"Don't forget...2230 hours this evening...my quarters."
STILES:"The spatula and the hot oil. Yes, sir."
McCoy: Rabbi, how long is that circumcision going to take? Must be the longest one ever!
Rabbi Gornstein: Hisssssssss little wienner issssssssss hard to find! Hassss it been a week yet?
Stiles: <sniff sniff> Old Spice?
Spock: Logically.
- See Bones? I got the food, the porn, and the chick, and all you got was that bottle. Still think it's a good trade?
- Ask me again tomorrow at your checkup, Jim.
- What checkup?
- You wanna tell him Yeoman or shall I?
Mr Scott, you were instructed to stop making repairs with legos.
Oh it's just a wee plasma leak Mr Spock.
McCoy: Told ya to eat your vegetables Jim-Jim.
McCoy: "Yeoman, tell me more about that ancestor of yours. Lorena Bobbitt, wasn't it?"
