KIRK: I'm so glad Tribbles have no teeth!
Rand : "I still don't understand how you got it stuck in your zipp-oh."
TOS Caption Contest #123 - Bend Over
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Rand : "I still don't understand how you got it stuck in your zipp-oh."
Spock: "If you act real casual I can sneak a nibble on your lobe."
Stiles: (whispering) "Are you sure that's a good idea? I haven't told Sulu about us yet..."
Kirk:"C'mon Bones. Drink up and join in. You know what they say.....two's company and three's a......PARRR-TAY!!!"
Kirk:"Yoeman, I'm guessing that by bringing along salad, you misunderstood our invitation to be the 'meat' in a 'white bread' sandwich.
Rand:"No sir, I understood perfectly."
Kirk:"Mmmm. Kinky."
McCoy:*spit-cough*
Rand: "I haven't heard of a species yet with teeth on that end."
KIRK: I'm so glad Tribbles have no teeth!
Rand: Oh, Jim, look, it's a star! Let's make a wish.
Kirk: That's not a star, it's moving too fast. It's probably a Miranda class. Those babies really can move across the sky...
Rand: Is anything happening yet? My arm's tired.
Spock (whispering): Stiles...your tunic is green...
Stiles: It's gold, you pointy-eared Vulcan bastard! GOLD!!
Scotty: Aye, Mr. Spock, with this setup we can make as many VHS bootlegs of Teen Wolf as Cyrano Jones can sell. We'll be rich, I tell ye!
Spock: "Keep your eyes open for cops."
Stiles: "Is this area a speed trap?"
Spock: "Quite, and we cannot afford another ticket or the insurance company will raise our premiums threefold."
McCoy: {eyeroll} "Nice 'Oh Face' Jim." :chug:
Kirk: "But I wasn't ready! Her hands, they're like silk."
Rand: "Wait until you see how I clean it all up." :wink:
McCoy: "Make sure she takes her switchblade out of her beehive: I'm a little too drunk to sew your dong back together again right now."
Spock: "Well, if you wouldn't drop your stylus on the floor, maybe Mister Sulu wouldn't inadvertantly fire photon torpedoes at Starbase Four."
Scotty: "It's gerbil feed."
Spock: "Affirmative. But how is that linked to Mister Sulu's transfer to engineering?"
Whoo Hoo
Thanks for the Win.
Kirk: "Well that nerver happened before."
Rand whispers: "Don't worry I'll wipe it up."
McCoy
snickering) " Ole fast draw Jimmy"
Thanks for the Win.
Kirk: "Well that nerver happened before."
Rand whispers: "Don't worry I'll wipe it up."
McCoy
snickering) " Ole fast draw Jimmy"
McCoy: "Let him sleep, Yeoman. I made him do six thousand nude jumping jacks today."
Stiles: "I checked: the nude jumping jacks are part of a regulation Starfleet physical. The regulation itself was worded oddly, though: it said the requirement was for all personnel, 'including pointed-eared, green-blooded, split-dicked hobgoblins.'"
Spock: "That motherfucker ..."
Scotty: "You remember when Uhura would be replaced with a white lady on occasion? It's because I took one of these beauties the night before ..."
The real reason behind Stiles' anti-Vulcan feelings?
Spock's habit of cropdusting subordinates.
Spock: "I'm sure our shirtsleeves were designed to be this short, Navigator. Mind your board."
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RAND: Tribbles have no teeth?
BONES: Yep. And near as I can tell, they're born pregnant.
KIRK: That explains why it feels furry on the inside, too...
NIMOY: I saw you on Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea last night.
COMI: Yeah? Was it "Sub Sunk Here"?
NIMOY: Sunk? You stunk.
At last, Spock and Scotty found the Plot Device.
It was inevitable!
Grignak: Destination I name; Course you plot; Otherwise warp speed NO!!!!
Stiles: About damn time! I was beginning to think you'd never show.
