TOS Caption Contest #110 - Operation!

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"I believe there is a card in that stack requesting to know if you want to renew your subscription to BARELY LEGAL RISANS..."

 

[cooleddie74]

The inaugural meeting of Flaccid Virgins of America was a stunning and unexpected success...

 

[M'Sharak]

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MCCOY: Hey Jim, I found a note.

KIRK: What's it say?

MCCOY: "Sylar was here."

Nice.

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Just so you know, Spock...if I find out you don't have any valid insurance?

I'm leaving a tongue depressor in your skullpan."

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"I am due back on the bridge momentarily to resume temporary command while you are gone...

are you going to sign my Magic Slate with a smiley face or not?"

 

[The Tone]

McCOY:"I was right! Spock does have a dirty mind."

 

[The Tone]

McCoy: "My God Jim.... Spock has something on his mind."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Something just doesn't add up. Your thoughts Mr. Spock?

SPOCK: (singing softly)
Give a little bit of heart and soul
(give a little bit of heart and soul)
Give a little bit of love to grow
Give a little bit of heart and soul
(give a little bit of heart and soul)
And don't you make me beg for more
(must I beg you)
Give a sign, I need to know
A little bit of heart and soul

KIRK: Spock?

KIRK: SPOCK!!!!

SPOCK: Wha...?

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "What is this? McCoy is billing me for replacing your brain?"

Spock: "Permission to use the Vulcan death grip, Captain."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: Dude, are you gonna mope over some dumb girl or are we gonna play some Madden?

 

[A beaker full of death]

We don't really wanna stop the show.

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Doctor, I am experiencing discomfort in my ... solid waste evacuation area."
McCoy: "I told the Captain having your brainless body bunk with Sulu was a bad idea ..."

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: Spock, I can't restore your brain but I can turn you into a blond.
Scotty: Fair trade.

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Don't forget to up my funky quotient by seventy-five-point-nine percent, Doctor."


- or -

Carl: "You fuck up my afro, I'm'a kill you."

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Not a good idea, Captain, reading the diaries of the crew."
Kirk: "Chapel has some interesting theories on modifying her anatomy to suit you."
Spock, stepping forward: "No shit?"

 

[Triskelion]

Screwtop or cork?

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "I ... like ... to ... eat ... my poopy ..."
Kirk: "Bones, knock it off."
McCoy: "Sorry. <leans forward> Sorry, Spock."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Doctor, you just released my bowels."

McCoy: "Sorry."

 

[Triskelion]

Spock! The Picard look wasn't meant for Vulcans! It's insane!
Make it so, Doctor.

Nurse Chapel?
No, Jim. You're supposed to flip the pages so you can see the animation.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock (muffled): "Docta, my tong is inswide out."

McCoy: "Sorry."