TOS Caption Contest #110 - Operation!

[johcomp]

Doohan: Jesus!!! The lengths that asshole will go to, to get darker, thicker hair for his bloomin toupee!!

 

[Shatmandu]

Wow, I don't know what's come over me...

^ You're having a Shatmandu moment. I've had them, too. Don't worry. It will pass.

If only ...

Joe, fart penis poop

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "We shouldn't have used this super-advanced haircut machine."
Kirk: "Especially after what it did to Scotty."

McCoy: "If I have to put your brain back in, I get to say where it goes ..."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "One more fucking word, and I'll make you punch yourself there again."
Spock: "Uncle."

 

[johcomp]

"Captains Log.. I have to make a decision.....Dr. McCoy has the medical-biological knowledge. Mr. Spock ...is better suited physically and emotionally to stand the stress. Both are right, both are capable ...and which of my friends.... do I turn into a battering ram to knock a big-ass hole in this steel block!"

Kirk: "I'm sorry Mr Spock... you're best qualified to go....now just lie on this trolley and brace yourself......"

 

[Triskelion]

And with just a few more volts of plasma AC current we'll have these neurons stimulated and working in no time. See Jim? I told you the odds of Spock being a drooling vegetable were unlikely.

Scotty (thinking): Borgas frat I forgot to calibrate the plasma conductor! He's a goner for sure.

Who do we know in Des Moine?
No one, Captain.
Well there must be someone Spock, you've made a hundred thirty credits worth of calls there. And during day rates!

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Bones, it worked!"

McCoy: "I'm beginning to think I can cure a rainy day. Who wants to go next?"

Scotty: "I do!"

Kirk: "No, me!"

 

[Triskelion]

Shat: Ten more perfume-doused letters from co-eds. What did you get today, Leonard?
Len: Another build-it-yourself radio question. With schematics.
Shat: <snort>

McCoy: No, this USB's no good.

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

The joy of the fans at the greenlighted 3rd season quickly turned to rage when early scripts for Spock's Brain, And the Children Shall Lead, and Turnabout Intruder were leaked.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Try jumping up and down one more time. Still off by an eighth of an inch.

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "What happened?"

McCoy: "He did a Peter Pan right off the ship!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Three decades years later, these very people showed up outside the doors of UPN demanding that Enterprise be canceled.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Alright...

which DEAD man on this ship made forty long-distance subspace calls to Risa?!"

WORST hair care salon ever.

 

[cooleddie74]

...to this day, 89% of the men and women in this crowd have yet to taste the sweet, sweet flavor of genitalia.

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: You said a little of the top right?

 

[Classic Fan]

McCoy: "Jim, that green blooded son of bitch double of Spock from the past has done something to every incarnation of Spock through the ages. He has somehow removed the top of the skull and removed ALL the logic from every Spock."
Kirk: "Uh oh... So this means..."
McCoy: "Yep, even Classic Fan cant make this episode sound good on paper"

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"Go ahead and give me one of those fascinating 'Mr. T' mohawks that used to be so popular."

 

[cooleddie74]

To his dying day, Hubert Humphrey disavowed any connections to these supporters.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Ok fess up. Who on the BBS is in that picture?

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

McCoy: Damn it, Scotty, I don't need the turbolift to fire patients in here that hard.