TOS Caption Contest #110 - Operation!

[M'Sharak]

"Spock, come here and... look at this... "

" ...is that Andy Griffith behind you? When did he show up? I don't...
remember him being at that party at all!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Doctor, my testicles are itching."

McCoy: "Sorry. Would you like someone to scratch them?"

Spock, Kirk, Scotty: "NO!"

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"They appear to be invoices for services rendered during our shore leave in the Risa sector. Something about...'Enterprise Chief Surgeon Receiving Multiple Cleveland Steamers?'"

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"Curious.

Why does the seat of my jumpsuit suddenly feel warm and moist?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: Damn it Jim, not even Spock's half Vulcan physiology can support an Afro this big!

KIRK: He knew the risks Bones!

 

[cooleddie74]

"DAMMIT, Jim!!!

I'm losing the Jheri-quantum hold on Carl's 'do! Quick, Scotty...throw me that Afrosheen!!!"

 

[Classic Fan]

MCCOY: Damn it Jim, not even Spock's half Vulcan physiology can support an Afro this big!

KIRK: He knew the risks Bones!

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Don't move an inch, Spock.

Or else I'm going to totally mess up the details on Kilroy's nose."

 

[cooleddie74]

The poignant final moment before the IRON HORSE and FAMILY AFFAIR fans bludgeoned and killed twenty-seven of these people...captured forever on film.

 

[Nerys Myk]

The poignant final moment before the IRON HORSE and FAMILY AFFAIR fans bludgeoned and killed twenty-seven of these people...captured forever on film.

I think I've watched both of those.

I'm OLD!!!!!

 

[Rat Boy]

The day Rogaine was invented.

 

[Classic Fan]

Kirk: "Paper, Spock? No ones used paper in hundreds of years, what the hell are these anyway?"
Spock: "Well, before the invention of the sonic sphyncter cleanser, It is what we call the primitive form of gluteus maximus manual faecal matter removal sheets."
Kirk: "Im sorry, what?"
Spock: "Toilet paper, sir. You wipe your arse with it."

 

[scottydog]

Spock: "Please, doctor. Remove the insects."

McCoy: "Patience, Mr. Spock! I've never worked a mechanical lice picker."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "I thought you said tribbles were docile!"

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "I'm looking at the estimates for your 'fro. It'll cost the ship a fortune!"

Spock: "I have calculated that my hair will still be cheaper than your hair."

 

[Gertch]

McCoy: "I can only thank God Jim, that he's got his pants on so we only have to deal with all this fro on one end."

 

[scottydog]

McCoy: "I can only thank God Jim, that he's got his pants on so we only have to deal with all this fro on one end."

Spock: "You are fortunate indeed, as I am bi-fro-cated."

 

[Turbo]

Kirk: Now, Bones, are you sure you can do this?
McCoy: Of course I can do this. Now stop second-guessing me.

Spoiler: TrekXI photo

Spock: I shall consume your BRAINS!
Kirk: Bones, I knew you hooked something up wrong!

Yes, I'm totally posting this in both contests.

 

[Super Grover]

Ok, Romo is out for four weeks. Allright, tell them I'll take Favre and Welker.

"Spock, I don't believe this giant Novelty pencil sharpener is the answer to our problem."

Admiral...there be virgins here!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Kirk: "Chris Pine? I'm Captain Kirk!"