TOS Caption Contest #110 - Operation!

[Amaris]

"Dammit, Spock, you told me to diversify but I didn't listen. And now I have ten thousand credits going to waste while the market sinks."

"I warned you, Jim, but you insisted tribble hair plugs were a hot commodity."

"Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a Moon Shuttle Conductor!"

After they won the day, these Star Trek fans were happy to know that Star Trek would only gain in quality.
Don't look up. Just keep looking forward and smile. That's right, keep looking forward. Nothing up there to see.



J.

 

[Balthier the Great]

No, I don't want to play with your Wiis, Mr. Spock.

Has anybody seen my watch?

The next protest was the "Don't take off the sprinkles" campaign of 1970. Then the "I like milk and cookies" protest of 1972. And the "Disco Inferno" of 1975.

 

[Sector 7]

TrekBBS Moderators signed up for Dr. McCoy's new cure for Erectile Dysfunction making it an immediate success.

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: Well, Spock, I've always thought of you as a propeller head...

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

McCoy: Dammit Jim they're firing Vulcans at us now!

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: Dammit Jim they're firing Vulcans at us now!

or

McCoy: "Message for you, sir!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: Hey Jim, I found a note.

KIRK: What's it say?

MCCOY: "Sylar was here."

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Look, I know I'm a bit overzealous on the Cher message boards, but please don't call me that ..."

McCoy: "I've done a bit of fiddling around in here, to make you act differently this season."

Of the people pictured, not one of them propogated sucessfully.

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Hmm. Says here you've got a gay brain."

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: I'm going to insert an irresistible desire to photograph fat women.

 

[Outpost4]

A meeting of the Burbank chapter of the Chronic Masturbators for Trek.

 

[Turbo]

Kirk: And you say Sulu posted this on every single screen on board?
Spock: Yes, Captain.
Kirk: Great. At least you were able to shut down the screens before too much damage was done.
Uhura (on comm): Bridge to Captain Kirk. We're receiving a hail from Starbase 11. They demand to know why all of their screens are displaying Mr. Sulu and yourself doing...something, sir.

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Captain says I've got to stop working on you for a bit, so I can lengthen his penis."

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Captain says I've got to stop working on you for a bit, so I can lengthen his penis."

 

[Triskelion]

- See? I told you Captain. Straight A's from Kindergarten to Senior year.
- You failed shop. What do you call that?
- I call that an error in the teacher's judgment.
- Whatever you say, Spock.
- Damn...electric head polisher.

- Wipe that smug smirk off your face, Spock. I don't care how big your new hat is, it looks ridiculous!
- Jealous much, Doctor?

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "How many times have I told you never to let Sulu write the forfeits for the strip poker game?"

McCoy: "How pointy do you want your head, boy?"

McCoy: "What I want to know is how you got your head stuck in here in the first place, Spock?"

Spock: "Shut up and push!"

Scott: "T'was the Internet ad offering intellect enhancement."

Kirk: snicker

 

[Shatmandu]

I'm sorry, but the thought makes me laugh. Week after week ...

Spock: "I've already checked, Captain. There's nothing in Starfleet Medical regulations about nude jumping jacks during physicals."

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"Don't ask me, sir.

I'M not the one who does all the late night text messaging."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Will he feel anything?"

McCOY:"Who cares, Jim? This is gonna be hilarious."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SCOTTY: Do you think the body can recall what happened while the brain was detached?

MCCOY: Unlikely. Why do you ask?

SCOTTY: No reason...ah... just curious.