TOS Caption Contest #107: The Inmate Runs The Asylum

[scottydog]

Sulu: "I predict that 20 years from now, the Captain puts his arm on my shoulder and totally ignores YOU."

Chekov: "We're stilling manning these same stations 20 years from now? Shit!!"

Sulu: "I was right but what a letdown. Look how far he keeps his body from me."

Chekov: "Tventy more years of dis and I will turn to de vodka."

 

[Shatmandu]

Chekov: "McCain did what?"

 

[Outpost4]

As a Russian, Chekov found Sarah Palin cringe-worthy.

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "Ach, not 'Desperado' again. Well, he's useless for the next three minutes."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk, muffled, offscreen: "I know it's hard to see, all folded away in there, but does that look like a mole to you?"

 

[cooleddie74]

REDSHIRT:"Soooomeday we'll find it...

The Klin-gon...Connec-tion...

The warp probes...

the starship...

and MEEEEEEEEEEE..."

 

[cooleddie74]

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CHEKOV:"I vas kinda hoping dat de George Clooney BATMAN movie vouldn't be dis bad."

SULU:"See Silverstone and her stupid costume? That's part of the reason I'm gay."

 

[cooleddie74]

The Sears 2267 Fall Men's Catalog

Sporty and Medieval are in this season...

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

"Captain, may I quote Starfleet directive 1290.34a, personnel shall turn off communicators before commencing refuelling of shuttlecraft."

 

[Rat Boy]

As a Russian, Chekov found Sarah Palin cringe-worthy.

As a homosexual, Sulu found the photoshopped picture of Sarah Palin in a bikini toting a shotgun strangely arousing.

 

[Shatmandu]

Chekov: "Rat Boy is doing the caption contest now?"
Sulu: "My <stands> ... GOD!"

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy, offscreen: "As ship's doctor, Mister Spock, I'll do my hernia exams anywhere I damn-well please."

 

[Rat Boy]

Chekov: "Rat Boy is doing the caption contest now?"
Sulu: "My <stands> ... GOD!"

Scotty: "Ach! Put your pants back on, lad!"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Funny."

SPOCK:"Who knew velour was THAT flammable?"

 

[cooleddie74]

CHEKOV:"Dees Cooleddie fellow...FRIGHTENING to say de least."

SULU:"How in the name of the Great Bird does he get AWAY with this stuff?!"

 

[Triskelion]

What...is that??
Looks like the captain forgot his girdle, Pavel.
My eyes!!!

 

[Outpost4]

Chekov: "Rat Boy is doing the caption contest now?"
Sulu: "My <stands> ... GOD!"

Scotty: "Ach! Put your pants back on, lad!"

Kirk (off-camera): I...have had...enough...of you!

 

[NathanielM]

Kirk: One, Two, Three jump!

Together! "Surprise!~"

Klingon's off camera scream in shock!

 

[NathanielM]

Chekov: Wow look at the green vemen Sulu...
Sulu: "My <stands> ... God, they all have... large penises.!"

Scotty: "Ach! Uhura, i dinna think you should be donig that with the captain!"

<cued Kirk Sex music> Kirk and Uhura heavy breathing on the floor.

 

[NathanielM]

When Kirk and spock landed, they discovered they shouldn't have eaten all that chili....