McCOY:"WELL, Spock?!
We all gonna stop jawin' and bang this broad or not?!?"
TOS Caption Contest #104 - This Time, Blue Shirts Die
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McCOY:"WELL, Spock?!
We all gonna stop jawin' and bang this broad or not?!?"
"Stay avay from de bean casserole, Hikaru.
TRUST me.
And my apologies."
Pavel: "Let your son be an actor Chekov, Growing pains is a good show Chekov, Boner is a cool nickname Chekov."
Spock: "I'm sorry Mr. Boma but you are the caboose on this 'train'"
Sulu (inner monologue): "He's so hot when he's frustrated."
Spock: "Lt., I donm't care how 'hot' Ensign Bambi is, she is wearing a red shirt, therefore she will be joining the Away Team."
Yeoman - Mr Spock, would you care to say a few words, you knew him best.
Spock - Lt. Shiny Sides was a great friend, someone I knew would always accept me when others wouldn't. Somone whom I carried on many deep heartfelt talks till all hous of the morning, and could make me see things from a different perspective. To many he may have just been a goldfish, but to me he was much more. He was my best friend. Rest in Peace Lt. Shiny Sides.
Scotty - Plays Amazing grace
McCoy - And now we commit this body back to the earth from which it came.
Boma - Flush
Pavel - I can't believe Lt. Shiny Sides is gone.
Sulu - It's just a damn goldfish, you can get a bag of them for like a buck at PetCo.
Pavel - You my friend, have no soul.
- Dirty Sanchez, Chekov. Turkish Snow-cone, Chekov. Portuguese Breakfast, Chekov. Chili Rainbow, Chekov.
- Bad night at the Menagerie, Pavel?
- Don't make me he-bitch man-slap you!
Spock: And now gentlemen Yeoman Bette will demonstrate the proper usage of the new shuttle "squatter".
Spock: As Doctor McCoy is the eldest and least useful in this situation, he will act as diversion... He's behind the bulkhead, isn't he?
Spock: For the last time, Mr. Boma, we are not renaming the shuttlecraft "Spindrift"!
Boma: "OK, then could someone please explain the giant squirrel out there?!"
Sincerely,
Bill
Chekov: "Sulu! If you dont stop poking me with that stick under the console im telling the Captain"
Sulu " Stick?"
Spock " It is as we suspected gentlemen...we do not have enough credits for four spliffs, we must disassemble three and construct one hyper-joint which we will all share."
"Bend over, Chekov...
Take off your shirt, Chekov...
Spread your asscheeks, Chekov...
Pardon my cold hands on your shoulders, Chekov...
Tell the cops and I'll stab you in the face, Chekov...
Ven vill it END?!"
SPOCK:"Logically, her mouth cannot service all four of us at once. One of us has to go first."
"Dear God...
Please...
Don't let me be typecast after this show ends. Please. At the very least...throw me a LOVE AMERICAN STYLE episode...or Eastwood film role as a background guy every year or two."