"Tenk you, Dear God, for de dead animal covering my scalp and getting me lots of yeoman action...and for de loose fit of dis velour dat so clings to my fit Russian body."
TOS Caption Contest #104 - This Time, Blue Shirts Die
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"Tenk you, Dear God, for de dead animal covering my scalp and getting me lots of yeoman action...and for de loose fit of dis velour dat so clings to my fit Russian body."
NEXT WEEK ON STARFLEET JACKASS
The Head-in-the-Shuttlecraft-Access-Hatch Gag.
Sulu: "You know, Pavel, I started out as a Yeoman..."
"Tenk you, Dear God, for de dead animal covering my scalp and getting me lots of yeoman action...and for de loose fit of dis velour dat so clings to my fit Russian body."
SULU:"Prayer won't help you, Pavel.
You lost the chess match AND the bet.
Tonight, your ass is mine."
SPOCK:"It appears the Galileo's septic disposal chute is blocked. And quite badly."
McCOY:"DAMN YOU and that last dehydrated pack of haggis, Scotty! You've doomed us ALL!!!"
"Please...dear Great Bird of de Galaxy...free me from Hikaru's homoerotic passes and vordplay...and deliver me from having to attend his stag party dis veekend."
SULU:"Now that one's just GROSS, Pavel.
I could hear the fabric of your trousers ripple."
SPOCK:"Do you really believe for one second that the Enterprise's sensors won't detect five kilos of Colombian Gold in our fuel line access hatch?"
Feel honored!
Even I didn't win a contest the first time around. Good job!
Even I didn't win a contest the first time around. Good job!
So that's why you have 67,617 posts, cooleddie74! It's all trying to win caption contests! If you'd won the first time, who knows what would have happened instead.
Boy, some mistakes just keep on giving and giving.
PAVEL:"I keep praying de Keptin vill get me a better vig.
But it doesn't seem to be verking."
just proof a blind squirrel does find a nut from time to time
If by like it, you mean "makes him scream in pain and look for the vicodin..." then, yes, I do like it
Spock: "Mr. Sulu, I believe that you have applied an excessive quantity of AstroGlide to the captain's chair for the purpose at hand."
Kirk: "SULU!"
My muse spoke to me. I really think my muse has been spending time with cooleddie
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Sulu: Pavel, no matter how hard you rub your hands together, there are some stains that will never come off.
Sulu: Pavel, no matter how hard you rub your hands together, there are some stains that will never come off.
Chekov: "Eetz not the stains but the burns thank you werry much."[
Sulu: Pavel, no matter how hard you rub your hands together, there are some stains that will never come off.