TOS Caption Contest #104 - This Time, Blue Shirts Die
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Chekov: "Eetz not the stains but the burns thank you werry much."[
Sulu: Pavel, no matter how hard you rub your hands together, there are some stains that will never come off.
Sulu: "I told you not to hold on to my dilithium crystals, but did you listen?"
Boma: "Mr. Spock, shall we play Rock, Paper, Scissors to see who gets the white woman first?"
Spock: "That is correct Mr. Boma. She is my bitch. And it will be 50 credits for the hummer. Failure to provide such funds will be met by a severe ass kicking at the hands of my cousin Carl Spock."
Sulu wryly looks on as Chekov attempts to thumb wrestle himself.
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Nimoy: "Didn't you read the script? Blue is the new red!"
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Yeoman: "So what you guys waiting for? I took my gum out and everything."
Spock: "I require a little more time..."
McCoy: "This is not the time to get performance anxiety, you anaemic Vulcan. Look, I got this blue pill"
Spock: "It's a philosophical question, as I see it, if they don't touch..."
Boma: "...you're not gay, get over it Spock"
Spock: "But I have two, they always touch!"
Scott: "Ach, I knew we should have brought a fluffer!"
McCoy: "Christine's turning tricks in Sickbay. Damned Starfleet budget cuts!"
Scott: "We've only got the shuttle for another forty minutes. Shag Shuttle could be a franchise too, if someone can get his peckers up"
Chekov: "I don't know Sulu, it doesn't seem right."
Sulu: "Don't worry about it, you need the money, we all need the money, just put your face in the pillow and think of Mother Russia."
Chekov: "It isn't right, it isn't fair. I pay my taxes, we all pay our taxes, and all of a sudden Starfleet cuts our wages."
Sulu: "Apparently they looked through the Guardian of Forever to see the future of exploration in the Delta Quadrant, and found out they need to increase the shuttle allocation by 4000%. Who cares, are you going to do it or not? If it helps, imagine it's Janice with a strap-on."
Chekov: "... as thick as two thumbs you say... More lube, we're going to need more lube"
Case in point ...
Spock: "I didn't design the lavatory facilities on this craft, Mister Boma. Please use what is offered or go outside."
Chekov, going up on one cheek: "Vhat vas I thinking, eating three cans of beans before my duty shift?"
Sulu: "Smells like a flower shop to me, sister-friend."
Spock: "I didn't design the lavatory facilities on this craft, Mister Boma. Please use what is offered or go outside."
Chekov, going up on one cheek: "Vhat vas I thinking, eating three cans of beans before my duty shift?"
Sulu: "Smells like a flower shop to me, sister-friend."
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Pavel: "It happens to everyone Chekov, you just have a lot on your mind Chekov, they make a blue pill for that now Chekov."
Sulu: "I can help you with that, and it's no ancient Chinese secret."
Spock: For the last time, Mr. Boma, we are not renaming the shuttlecraft "Spindrift"!