TOS Caption Contest #104 - This Time, Blue Shirts Die
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I don't care how you look at it. Spock in a mini - it's just not right!
Spock: So you see how it works, gentlemen. When the Captain approaches the Yeoman, the trap door will open and he will be sucked into open space. Now we just need something to cover the hole.
Scotty: I've got just the thing, Mr Spock.
Yeoman: Don't worry Mr Spock! I'll keep my legs tight together!
Spock: Yes, Yeoman. I wasn't worried.
Spock: "Cumslut!"
Boma: "Cumdump"
Spock: "Cumslut"
Boma: "Cumdump!"
Mears hopefully "Let's call the whole thing off?"
Boma and Spock: "Shut up, bitch!"
That Orion girl vas the best thing that ever happened to me...It's just...vhy vould she have an adam's apple?
Spock: This is it, men. We're all going to do it together. It may get messy, and you can't be squeamish about, shall we say, mingling fluids.
McCoy: But she's just a girl, Spock!
Spock: The Yeoman has experience, Doctor.
Boma: Yeah, Doctor, she's able to take care of herself.
Scotty: Well what are we bloody waitin' fer? There's a lass's fruit to be plucked and you lot are discussin' yesterday's weather reports.
Yeoman: It's wet and waiting, boys!
Spock: Very well then. Commence the apple bobbing.
"Qvick, Hikaru...pull my thumbs.
Dis cabbage von't stay in place for long."
SPOCK:"There are three orifices available...yet there are four of us, gentlemen.
One of us will have to settle for sloppy seconds."
CHEKOV:"Meester Scott promised he'd make our consoles Vindows compatible.
He lied."
SPOCK:"Does it contain processed animal meat?
You gentlemen can share the entire thing then."