TOS Caption Contest #103 - Command Chair

[Rat Boy]

Sulu: "This reminds me of when I used to take care of my nephew Toshiro."

Uhura: "Was he a hundred pound baby?"

Sulu: "No, he was hung like a Clydesdale."

 

[Outpost4]

Captain Kirk's body had been taken over by a woman. Unfortunately,
it was Diana Ross doing a rendition of "Stop! In The Name of Love".

 

[Gertch]

Kirk: "Wait a minute, I don't know any Harvey Mudd."

Harvey, Harry, what's the difference?

Harvey is Harry's cousin, and quite fetching.

Harvey "Fire in your eyes" Mudd? Yes, a man's man, or Sulu's.

 

[Ihlecreations]

Nimoy: "How the hell did he fit my bike under there?"

Shatner: "Leonard it was a joke, a joke.....Aiiiieeeeee!!!!!

 

[Rat Boy]

Baby Jimmy: "Patty cake, patty cake, patty cake, patty cake, patty cake!"

Spock: "Regretfully, that's all he can say."

 

[Outpost4]

Chris Pike: God, I hope I don't end up like that!

 

[Rat Boy]

Baby Jimmy tries to browse through some of the racier threads in the TV & Media Forum.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

The captain just found out where he'd be when his diarrea came back.

 

[Atavachron]

ABC Suits (visiting from the future) "That's right Mr. Shatner, you will be playing Dennis "Denny" Crane in a sitcom called Boston Legal and will look like this..."(Shows screen cap from show)

 

[Atavachron]

We had a first time winner from a poster who joined TrekBBS within the last week, Atavachron. Congratulations!

Wow! I am deeply touched (but I'll try not to let that affliction be noticed).
Now, how am I ever going to live up to this? It's like Pink Floyd releasing The Wall. I mean where do you go from there?
Thanks guys!

Atavachron

 

[Vassa]

Spock: Well Mr. Sulu, an empty captain's chair usually means an absent captain.
Uhura: He was here just a moment ago!

Uhura can't see me!?

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Star Trek Babies, we make our dreams come true
Star Trek Babies, we'll do the same for you

McCoy: When your world looks kinda weird and you wish that you weren't there
Uhura: Just close your eyes and make believe and you can be anywhere

Sulu: I like adventure
Uhura: I like romance
Spock: I have two dicks
Kirk: Jimmy Kirk dance!!
Spock: I've got my computer
McCoy: I'm gonna be a gynaecologist
Rowlf: I'm in the wrong show
Chapel: And I have blue hair
Scotty: Me, I invent things
Chekov: Mee mee mee meee!

April: Is everything all right in here?
All: Yes, Captain.

Star Trek Babies, we make our dreams come true
Star Trek Babies, we'll do the same for you

Star Trek Star Trek Star Trek Star Trek
Babies Babies Babies Babies
Make dreams come true.

 

[SciFi75]

Uhura: You're scared!

Chekov: You've ran into a wall!

Sulu: You're stuck in a box!

Spock: Given your human emotions, I would endeavor to extrapolate that you just have witnessed a star going nova.

-- Kirk's famous mime impressions helped the crew pass the slow moments between episodes.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!!! Slow down there sweetheart. Sexual Harassment? Honest, I was talking about the color of the Nacelle caps!!!

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "This nail polish will take HOW LONG to dry??"

 

[scottydog]

Spock: "According to Freud, the Captain is fixated on the oral stage of psycho-sexual development."

McCoy: "Shut up, Spock, and put that pacifier back in your mouth!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Sulu: "Awww, did you make poopies? Well, let's just...ah, God, he's still going! What are we feeding him?!"

Scotty (offscreen): "Haggis."

 

[Rat Boy]

Baby Jimmy: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

Sulu: "We're never going to get this out."

McCoy (offscreen): "Don't worry, I know a guy. He's a professional..."

Grignak, the fish-looking asswipe: "How soon is now. How much is...who?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Uhura: "You put some curb feelers on this thang, and you'd have yo'sef a nice ride, hunny."

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"I sure hope that is pudding."