Kirk knew he was going to lose the Ship's Talent Competition when the bridge crew were nonchalant about his Liza impression.
TOS Caption Contest #103 - Command Chair
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Kirk knew he was going to lose the Ship's Talent Competition when the bridge crew were nonchalant about his Liza impression.
Five...
Five..
FIVE-CREDIT METERLONNNNNNG!
SPOCK:"Fascinating...
I was under the lifelong impression a human male could not swallow that much without chewing."
Kirk: Who. Used. Armor-All. On. My. Chair?!?
Baby Jimmy: "I'm not that hungry!"
Yeoman Janice Rand transferred off the Enterprise as soon as she learned about Captain Kirk's secret dirty diaper fetish.
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The real reason Carol Marcus didn't want Jim to help raise David.
Kirk got such a sexual thril from high fives, that he nearly erupted in orgasm when high fiving Checov and Spock. At that moment Sulu took the oppritunity to enter from ... behind*.
* = see shocked expression on his face.
Roddenberry: Well Bill, we've already done the first white/black kiss on TV, the first übergeek sex symbol, the first Russian dreamboat, the first Asian who can drive - today we're going to try the first Abe Lincoln Dirty Sanchez.
Cue Abe!
Breathe it in, fellow thespians. History was made here today.
Spock: "I'm absolutely sure I left my extra set of ears here."
Sulu: "Possibly the captain has them. Where is he since this is our bridge shift anyhow?"
*Hailing whistle*
"McCoy to bridge"
"TOTAL has that much calcium?
And it takes how many bowls of my other cereal to equal one of it?!"
"Jim-Jim want Carol boobie!!
JIM-JIM LIKEY MILF!!!"
UHURA:"No wonder the Captain vanished...look at his chair.
Feel this. No proper lumbar support."
Spock:"I've seen this phenomenon before. While viewing earth historical tapes. It was a story broadcast on "Television" about a US agent in the 1800's who was given a potion that sped up his metabolism. I believe the episode was entitled "The Night of the Burning Diamond."
Spock: "Mr. Sulu, I believe that you have applied an excessive quantity of AstroGlide to the captain's chair for the purpose at hand."
Kirk: "SULU!"
SPOCK:"It appears we were all wrong.
The Captain HAD eaten his last burrito before disappearing."
"Hey...this is my Charles Nelson Reilly...
NYAH! NYAH! NYAH!
It'd work better with old eyeglasses...but...you get the drift."
