TOS Caption Contest #103 - Command Chair

[Outpost4]

Three words: Harvey Mudd, naked.

Kirk: "Wait a minute, I don't know any Harvey Mudd."

Harvey, Harry, what's the difference?

All I'm glad is that Rat Boy didn't catch me in last week's contest spelling a certain ensign's name Checkov.

 

[Shatmandu]

Three words: Harvey Mudd, naked.

Kirk: "Wait a minute, I don't know any Harvey Mudd."

Harvey, Harry, what's the difference?

Harvey is Harry's cousin, and quite fetching.

In high school, they called him 'The Tripod," which is what Kirk is reacting to.

Joe, hung like a tick

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Miss Uhura, please take that cup and have Dr. McCoy drink from it."

 

[Rat Boy]

From one of the lost episodes of Classic Trek: "Bringing Up Jimmy."

Changing time!

Spock: "Careful, I don't think he's done yet..."

*spray*

Sulu: "Fuck, it got in my mouth!"

Baby Jimmy: "He he!"

 

[Rat Boy]

JJ Abrams finally relented and let Shatner play Kirk in the new movie, just not at the age Bill thought he'd be.

 

[Shatmandu]

Baby Jimmy sees Baby Spocky with his diaper off for the first time.

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"So that's why Khan kept saying the ship contained rich Corinthian Leather."

"GET OUT MY GRILL, Girlfriend!

You so skank and posin', you can talk to BOTH my hands!!"

 

[Maurice]

SULU: Quick! See how many credits are under the cushions.

KIRK: The shuffle, ball change, kick was good... but you really need to end it with Jazz Hands!

 

[cooleddie74]

UHURA:"Think we can get a full refund on this before he gets back?"

"My childhood hero? Screw Jonathan Archer.

Give me...

BOB FOSSE!!"

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Spock: "It would seem that the captain has turned invisible."

Uhura: "That would explain who grabbed my ass earlier."

Sulu: "And mine."

Shatner reacts to a vision of himself 40 years later, still playing Captain Kirk... in a DirecTV commercial.

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"Curious.

The Captain SOUNDED as if he were on a whoopee cushion."

 

[Outpost4]

Uhura: They really want $2,000 for this?

 

[Outpost4]

"Mommy!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Sulu: "Green?"

Spock: "I believe it looks avocado, Mr. Sulu."

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"Logic dictates you ease it into your epiglottis, Captain..."

 

[cooleddie74]

SEX TREK:

THE FREAK GENERATION

 

[Nerys Myk]

"You know, several, you know, dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported. "

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Spock: "I theorize that the Captain has been 'sped up' to the point where we can no longer see him."

Uhura: "He was already a bit 'quick to launch' as he was."

Sulu: "I'll say. I've suggested he think about baseball, but... no use."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Kirk opened his eyes and realized it was Scotty and not Rand whom he had just groped.

 

[Outpost4]

After a false start, the episode "Galaxy's Child" would have to wait for Star Trek: The Next Generation.