TOS Caption Contest #100 - Scent-Cherry Mark

[S'kai]

RILEY: (really Drunken slur) "Fuck you Mr. Spock!!"

SPOCK: Interesting. You use an expletive referring to the act of fornication, but choose a gesture descended from one used by the English at the Battle of Agincourt that has no connection with that act.

 

[Shatmandu]

Cloud William: "Book of Holies no say why Proximity Phasers look like Photon torpedoes."
Cloud Festus: "Someone should be fired for that ..."
Spock: "Who gives a fuck?!"

Riley: "Your hooker stole my wallet!"
Spock: "You've got the wrong guy."

 

[Outpost4]

Riley: Poof! You're an elf!
Spock: You're the poofer!

(scene from Star Trek: The Teenage Years)

 

[Rat Boy]

Cloud Festus: "Only have been eating cabbage for a thousand years. See how your farts smell after that."

 

[cooleddie74]

FETAL ATTRACTION

Coming this fall to theaters near you.

 

[cooleddie74]

RILEY:"I call B.S. on your theory of Saurian Brandy-induced cold fusion, Mister Spock! Up...YOURS."

 

[Outpost4]

Mitchell: And they say childbirth is painful...

 

[cooleddie74]

GARY:"It's beautiful.


He...he has the subspace milkman's eyes."

 

[Rat Boy]

Frank: "Whoever put that black monolith in here is a friggin' dead man."

 

[M'Sharak]

Riley: WHY can't the Vulcans teach their children how to speak?
Spock: Buh?

Cloud William: "Book of Holies no say why Proximity Phasers look like Photon torpedoes."
Cloud Festus: "Someone should be fired for that ..."
Spock: "Who gives a fuck?!"

 

[SciFi75]

Kirk: The crew has selected Bones and I to inform you of the fact that your Vulcan body hygiene has been a little lacking lately, Spock.

McCoy: Aw, hell, Jim just tell the pointed eared freak he smells like ass and get it over and done with!

 

[SciFi75]

Spock: Fascinating, Mr Riley. What is the relation of calling a piece of dried mucus detritus hanging from the edge of my nasal cavity a "cliffhanger".

 

[Jenee]

Spock: So, there we were, naked and satiated and lying in a pool of our own sweat ...

Kirk: I have had better.

McCoy: (slowly repositioning captain's chair) Uh, yea, that was pretty lame, Dude. ..

 

[Nerys Myk]

Spock had had it with Kirk's nepotism. Vomit was bad enough, but hiring Mitchell's old friend Dave, because Kirk "owed him a favor", was the last straw!

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Now Spock, it's no big deal. In the one where we meet Abe Lincoln, my pants split, too ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Dave: "My God...it's full of stars!"

Spock: "Will you please stop surfing TMZ.com and focus on your job?"

 

[M'Sharak]

McCoy had never seen Spock do that with his tongue before.

Kirk, who had, struggled to maintain his composure.

 

[Silvermane]

Riley, "Oh, wise guy, huh?"

Spock, "Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck."

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: Nurse Chapel said you had the key to the handcuffs.

 

[Outpost4]

Gary: You don't think a god would stop at just enhanced eyes, do you?