TOS Caption Contest #100 - Scent-Cherry Mark

[Outpost4]

Riley: You are Kodos!
Spock: Wrong episode, you nitwit.

 

[Rat Boy]

Vomit: "All right, this goin' to be one bitchin' concert."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "How many times have I told you no pyrotechnics on the bridge?!"

Vomit: "Piss off, bitch."

 

[Outpost4]

Dehner: What does God need with a psychiatrist?

 

[Jptrekker]

Mitchell: Elizabeth...
Burns: Margaret!
Dehener: Frank!
Mitchell: no, it's Gary
HAL: Frank
Burns: What!
HAL: Frank
Mitchell: Not now, HAL. Where was I...Hot Lips...
Dehner: Oh Frank...
Mitchell & Burns: Oh Margaret
Dehner: It's hot li...I mean Margar...I mean, I don't know what I mean, what does god need with names anyway
HAL: my mind is slipping, I can feel it

Kirk: you were right Spock. Kill all of them. Now.

 

[Outpost4]

Gary: You're no Loretta Swit.

 

[M'Sharak]

"Oh, my God! You're going to put an 'R' on it!"
"Hot Lips, you incredible nincompoop -- they'll be arguing about this for years!"

 

[Jptrekker]

Gary, the 24th century called, Riker wants his hair back.

 

[highlander]

Gary: "Doctor, what does a God need with a catheter?"

 

[highlander]

Kirk: "Spock this is the worst porn ever!"
Spock: "True Captain. It's no 'Back Door Sluts 9'. But it gets me where I need to go."

 

[Nerys Myk]

TRAPPER: This isn't working for me.

HAWKEYE: You're right. I'll have Scotty rig the door to her sonic shower.

 

[Outpost4]

Gary: Salmon? Who wears salmon?

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Cloud William: "My legs are missing."
Spock: "Fascinating."
Uhura: <belch>

 

[Shatmandu]

Cloud Festus: "I want to say a line with meaning."
Cloud William: "Me just glad filming on Green Berets ran over."
Spock: "Just say what's on the page, asswipe."

Dehner: "If it's not a booger, then maybe it's a polyp. Ask the goddamned doctor; how the fuck should I know?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Hawkeye: "It could be worse. He could have turned us into the Teletubbies."

 

[Captain Leslie]

Trapper "Wait! I've got Radar and Sulu up next"

 

[Outpost4]

Hawkeye: Hot Lips is doing a threesome and it doesn't involve us?

 

[M'Sharak]

Uhura: (off-camera) How do you want your steak cooked?
SFX: gong

 

[Triskelion]

Hawkeye: Hot lips and Frank'll be feeling that itching powder any second now...
Trapper: And then we'll beam the video to Frank's wife and leave his life in ruins.
Hawkeye: Aren't we a pair? Now hand me a synthetini.
Kirk: Radar where's my tackle!

 

[Outpost4]

M'Sharak:



The Pros from Dover, indeed!