"The CFL bulb up there went out."
TOS Caption Contest #100 - Scent-Cherry Mark
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"The CFL bulb up there went out."
Kirk: "So, Mr. Spock you say it felt like warm apple pie. Is that right"
Spock: "Yes Captain."
Bones: "You caught him and Sulu in the broom closet Jim! I should think it was more like warm chocolate pie!"
Spock: "Quite right Doctor. I stand corrected."
KIRK:"Sickbay, Spock.
NOW. Captain's and Doctor's orders."
SPOCK:"Very well...
Do I bring along the rubber pleasure fist this time...or will Doctor McCoy provide it?"
KIRK:"You went into pon farr and did WHAT to the WHAT-WHAT of T'Pring now?!"
RILEY:"OFF with his points!"
McCOY:"Jim already knows you're tryin' to sneak a whoopee cushion into his chair, Spock.
Give it up already."
KIRK:"Were you the officer who put cracks and holes in the pleather of my chair while I was gone?"
Vulcans do not pass wind, Mr Riley.
Spock, both eyes must be on the opponent or I'll disqualify you from the staring contest! And Jim, while your strategy is legal, would you please stop farting for my sake!
Kirk: "All right, who broke the chroniton matrix?"
Riley: "He did!"
Worf: "No, he did!"
Riley: "You, good sir, can go fuck yourself."
Mitchell: "Wait a minute, what are you doing here? And why are you wearing blue? And why is your hand under my sheet?"
Kirk: "Can you take back the Klingon? He damn near poked my eye out with that finger of his."
The Reverend Doctor McCoy: "Sweet Lord, did you have to do that?"
Carl Spock: "Bitch owed me money."
Diamond Jim: "I know, but did you have to fart in her face afterwards?"
Spock in foreground: "Friends don't let friends drive illogically. This has been a message from the Vulcan High Command."
Mitchell: "Uh, what did Spock mean when he screamed 'Jerome?'"
Dehner: "That used to be my first name."
Grignak: "Oh, Rigel restricted. Take permits many. Money more."
Riley: "I told you he was trying to rip us off!"
Spock: "You let him take the conn?"
Kirk: "He, uh, won a bet."
Spock: "What bet?"
Kirk: "He...he asked me to find four elephants in a painting, but I swear to God I couldn't see any."
McCoy: "They were the holes in the hedges, you idiot!"
McCoy: "Well, Vomit's got the charm of a rattlesnake, but he at least has good taste in music."
Balok's puppet: "Hey, you try keeping a cheerful disposition when you have a hand up your ass all day."
Riley: "Wait, duck...oh, never mind."
Worf: "Get the fly, get it!"
Spock: "What were they feeding you in the future?"
Cloud William: "I do not fully understand, one named Spock, but the firing of the phasers will be obeyed. I swear it!"
Spock: "Schmucks."
Spock: "We truly are on the highway to Hell."
Inspired by Year of Hell's winning caption in the Movie Contest:
Grignak: "Genesis?"
Vomit: "Yes, Genesis! How can you not like Phil Collins with ears like that?"
Grignak: "Genesis allowed is not! Is music group forbidden!"
Spock: "Would you mind turning down the music?"
Riley: "You can't tell us what to do. You're not our father!"
Vomit: "Asshole probably listens to Journey."
Grignak: "Genesis?"
Vomit: "Yes, Genesis! How can you not like Phil Collins with ears like that?"
Grignak: "Genesis allowed is not! Is music group forbidden!"
Spock: "Would you mind turning down the music?"
Riley: "You can't tell us what to do. You're not our father!"
Vomit: "Asshole probably listens to Journey."
UHURA:"Don't listen to Riley, Mr. Spock!
HE seduced me!!"
KIRK:"How long do these folded arms or hands contests last? I gotta pee."