TOS Caption Contest #100 - Scent-Cherry Mark
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"It is T' BALOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
KIRK:"You soiled your pants again, Spock?!?"
McCOY:"That's IT. No more high-fiber plomeek broth on your diet card."
I never shouted. You are mistaken.
I bet the green-blooded devil is crossing his fingers, Jim!
KIRK:"Alright, Spock.
Give it BACK.
I know you took my padd. The Doctor knows you took my padd.
Hand it over."
DEHNER:"Ewwwww, Gary.
Do you ever trim your damn nose hairs?!"
RILEY in effeminate, Oscar Wilde-esque voice: "Either that EPS conduit goes or I do!"
KIRK:"Alright, Spock.
Give it BACK.
I know you took my padd. The Doctor knows you took my padd.
Hand it over."
Spock: If I took your PADD, then where is it, huh? Did you ask the Doctor if he took it? No, you didn't. And you know why? It's cuz I'm Vulcan, isn't it? You never liked me and you know it.
KIRK:"Alright, Spock.
Give it BACK.
I know you took my padd. The Doctor knows you took my padd.
Hand it over."
Spock: If I took your PADD, then where is it, huh? Did you ask the Doctor if he took it? No, you didn't. And you know why? It's cuz I'm Vulcan, isn't it? You never liked me and you know it.
Is it cos I is green?
Hawkeye: Hot lips and Frank'll be feeling that itching powder any second now...
Trapper: And then we'll beam the video to Frank's wife and leave his life in ruins.
Hawkeye: Aren't we a pair? Now hand me a synthetini.
Kirk: Radar where's my tackle!
Sulu: "I was wondering when they'd leave."
Hawkeye and Trapper: "Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaah! 
Unclean! Uncleeeeeeeeeeeean!
Spock: Cloud Festus, your legs were not beamed along with you. Report to sickbay immediately.
Cloud Festus: Damn pecker too.
Cloud William: Oh no he not say that!
Uhura: Dayamn!
I'm here to adjust your catheter.
Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
So, Mr Spock, anything to report while I was gone?
No, Captain.
Yeah, Bones filled me in - you're fired.
Doctor may I remind you, you will not be able to hide behind the Captain forever.
That's exactly what I'm going to do, you cockeyed trouser-jockey!
Butt snorkeler!
Crotchburglar!
Is that an adam's apple?
No baby, go back to sleep.
Unclean! Uncleeeeeeeeeeeean!
Spock: Cloud Festus, your legs were not beamed along with you. Report to sickbay immediately.
Cloud Festus: Damn pecker too.
Cloud William: Oh no he not say that!
Uhura: Dayamn!
I'm here to adjust your catheter.
Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
So, Mr Spock, anything to report while I was gone?
No, Captain.
Yeah, Bones filled me in - you're fired.
Doctor may I remind you, you will not be able to hide behind the Captain forever.
That's exactly what I'm going to do, you cockeyed trouser-jockey!
Butt snorkeler!
Crotchburglar!
Is that an adam's apple?
No baby, go back to sleep.
"I choose YOU to square off against Mister Leslie in the Kevin Riley Thunderdome...
2230 hours...TONIGHT...
be there."
GARY:"Be honest with me, Doc.
And don't lie...because I can tell...
Should I get my eyebrows plucked?"
"Turbo Laxative is supposed to cause that kind of reaction, Spock."
RILEY:"NO.
You're the chimp who looks like Roddy McDowall! Bite me, you pointy-eared Cornelius!!"
DEHNER:"SHEEEEESH.
It's called body wash, Mister Mitchell. It's not hard to get on this ship."
SPOCK:"If one of you can guess what I am hiding in my hand behind me, you get to see the nude holos of T'Pring that Stonn just sent me via subspace."
Riley: "FESTIVAL!!!!"
Spock: "Mr Riley please control yourself."
Riley: "It's six o'clock, the red hour Mr. Sexy Pants let's you and me celebrate the love of Landru!"
Spock: "You will not fool me again Mr. Riley. Fool me once shame on you, fool me six times, and I begin to enjoy it."