Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by Outpost4, Jul 31, 2008.
Is that Bugle Boy velour you're wearing?"
Spock: I can't take my station, Captain. Lt. Sulu was practicing his knots,
and let's just say I've discovered a new meaning for the phrase thumb prick.
KIRK in faux Gibson/Australian accent: "You wanna get to the turbolift, mate? Then ya gotta go through me...and my partner here...Asster-Blaster."
SPOCK:"No, Mister Riley...I will NOT suck on it and call you 'Good King Brian.' "
Kirk: That's rediculous Spock, why would you be scared of coming up to the bridge?
KIRK:He's my brothers kid. I'm watching him while his parents are
in couples therapy. Bones says Sammy is....
SAMMY: Name's Vomit!
KIRK: er.... "Vomit" is in a rebellious phase
"Vomit's" attitude began to infect the crew.
[echoing over the shipwide address]
"Frank... Frank... Frank... Frank... Frank... "
Dehner: Wait a second...
"What's the matter with her, today?!"
Riley: "Okay, let's play a game. Each of us has a pointy body part. Mine is my finger."
Spock: "Mine is my ears."
Uhura: "My nipples!"
Redshirt: "My dick."
GARY: "Do I make myself clear? Re-paint this sickbay now. It should NOT be puke green!"
Riley learns the lesson that you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose,
but you can't pick your first officer's nose.
DAVE: I think you got the better deal on the whole highly evolved human thing.
Frank: "What's going on? What are you doing with my pants?"
Dave: "Something wonderful."
Riley: "You..You Mr. Spock...I would toss your salad!"
Gary: "Doctor...You had me at hello...You had me at hello"
Kirk: "OK Spock let me get this straight. You put your left foot in, then you take your left foot out?"
Spock: "That's right Captain, then you put your left foot in and you shake it all about."
McCoy: "It may be the Saurian brandy Jim, but I think Spock is fucking with us."
Riley: *drunk* And that's why, you pointy-eared son of a *beep*, that I'm not going out with you anymore. All I asked for was...*continues rambling*
Spock: Just what the hell is he talking about? And what does it mean to..."cheat on someone?" It was a one-night stand, that's all...
I smell a new caption contest character...
Vomit Kirk: "Rigel again? Jesus Christ! Can't we go to like fuckin' Risa or somethin'?"
RILEY: You didn't return my calls!
DEHNER: Is that your AE-35 unit or are you just happy to see me?
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