TOS Caption Contest #100 - Scent-Cherry Mark

[cooleddie74]

GARY:"Is...

Is that...

Is that Bugle Boy velour you're wearing?"

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: I can't take my station, Captain. Lt. Sulu was practicing his knots,
and let's just say I've discovered a new meaning for the phrase thumb prick.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK in faux Gibson/Australian accent: "You wanna get to the turbolift, mate? Then ya gotta go through me...and my partner here...Asster-Blaster."

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"No, Mister Riley...I will NOT suck on it and call you 'Good King Brian.' "

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa155/Wesson_album/ScaredSpock.jpg

Kirk: That's rediculous Spock, why would you be scared of coming up to the bridge?

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa155/Wesson_album/EvilRiley.jpg

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK:He's my brothers kid. I'm watching him while his parents are
in couples therapy. Bones says Sammy is....

SAMMY: Name's Vomit!

KIRK: er.... "Vomit" is in a rebellious phase

"Vomit's" attitude began to infect the crew.

 

[M'Sharak]

Dehner: Frank...
[echoing over the shipwide address]
"Frank... Frank... Frank... Frank... Frank... "
Dehner: Wait a second...

"What's the matter with her, today?!"

 

[M'Sharak]

Kirk: That's rediculous Spock, why would you be scared of coming up to the bridge?

Quoting.

 

[scottydog]

Riley: "Okay, let's play a game. Each of us has a pointy body part. Mine is my finger."

Spock: "Mine is my ears."

Uhura: "My nipples!"

Redshirt: "My dick."

 

[scottydog]

GARY: "Do I make myself clear? Re-paint this sickbay now. It should NOT be puke green!"

 

[Outpost4]

Riley learns the lesson that you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose,
but you can't pick your first officer's nose.

 

[Rat Boy]

"Vomit's" attitude began to infect the crew.

 

[Nerys Myk]

DAVE: I think you got the better deal on the whole highly evolved human thing.

 

[Rat Boy]

Frank: "What's going on? What are you doing with my pants?"

Dave: "Something wonderful."

 

[highlander]

Riley: "You..You Mr. Spock...I would toss your salad!"

 

[highlander]

Gary: "Doctor...You had me at hello...You had me at hello"

 

[highlander]

Kirk: "OK Spock let me get this straight. You put your left foot in, then you take your left foot out?"
Spock: "That's right Captain, then you put your left foot in and you shake it all about."
McCoy: "It may be the Saurian brandy Jim, but I think Spock is fucking with us."

 

[NovusInceptum]

Riley: *drunk* And that's why, you pointy-eared son of a *beep*, that I'm not going out with you anymore. All I asked for was...*continues rambling*
Spock: Just what the hell is he talking about? And what does it mean to..."cheat on someone?" It was a one-night stand, that's all...

 

[Rat Boy]

I smell a new caption contest character...

Vomit Kirk: "Rigel again? Jesus Christ! Can't we go to like fuckin' Risa or somethin'?"

 

[Tim]

Frank: "What's going on? What are you doing with my pants?"

Dave: "Something wonderful."

Priceless!

RILEY: You didn't return my calls!

DEHNER: Is that your AE-35 unit or are you just happy to see me?