TOS Caption Contest #100 - Scent-Cherry Mark

Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by Outpost4, Jul 31, 2008.

  1. cooleddie74

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    GARY:"Is...

    Is that...

    Is that Bugle Boy velour you're wearing?"
     
  2. Outpost4

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    Spock: I can't take my station, Captain. Lt. Sulu was practicing his knots,
    and let's just say I've discovered a new meaning for the phrase thumb prick.
     
  3. cooleddie74

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    KIRK in faux Gibson/Australian accent: "You wanna get to the turbolift, mate? Then ya gotta go through me...and my partner here...Asster-Blaster."
     
  4. cooleddie74

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    SPOCK:"No, Mister Riley...I will NOT suck on it and call you 'Good King Brian.' "
     
  5. Herkimer Jitty

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  6. Nerys Myk

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    KIRK:He's my brothers kid. I'm watching him while his parents are
    in couples therapy. Bones says Sammy is....


    SAMMY: Name's Vomit!

    KIRK: er.... "Vomit" is in a rebellious phase

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    "Vomit's" attitude began to infect the crew.
     
  7. M'Sharak

    M'Sharak Definitely Herbert. Maybe. Moderator

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    Dehner: Frank...
    [echoing over the shipwide address]
    "Frank... Frank... Frank... Frank... Frank... "
    Dehner: Wait a second...



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    "What's the matter with her, today?!"
     
  8. M'Sharak

    M'Sharak Definitely Herbert. Maybe. Moderator

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    Quoting.
     
  9. scottydog

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    Riley: "Okay, let's play a game. Each of us has a pointy body part. Mine is my finger."

    Spock: "Mine is my ears."

    Uhura: "My nipples!"

    Redshirt: "My dick."
     
  10. scottydog

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    GARY: "Do I make myself clear? Re-paint this sickbay now. It should NOT be puke green!"
     
  11. Outpost4

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    Riley learns the lesson that you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose,
    but you can't pick your first officer's nose.
     
  12. Rat Boy

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  13. Nerys Myk

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    DAVE: I think you got the better deal on the whole highly evolved human thing.
     
  14. Rat Boy

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    Frank: "What's going on? What are you doing with my pants?"

    Dave: "Something wonderful."
     
  15. highlander

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    Riley: "You..You Mr. Spock...I would toss your salad!"
     
  16. highlander

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  17. highlander

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    Kirk: "OK Spock let me get this straight. You put your left foot in, then you take your left foot out?"
    Spock: "That's right Captain, then you put your left foot in and you shake it all about."
    McCoy: "It may be the Saurian brandy Jim, but I think Spock is fucking with us."
     
  18. NovusInceptum

    NovusInceptum Commander Red Shirt

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    Riley: *drunk* And that's why, you pointy-eared son of a *beep*, that I'm not going out with you anymore. All I asked for was...*continues rambling*
    Spock: Just what the hell is he talking about? And what does it mean to..."cheat on someone?" It was a one-night stand, that's all...
     
  19. Rat Boy

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    I smell a new caption contest character...

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    Vomit Kirk: "Rigel again? Jesus Christ! Can't we go to like fuckin' Risa or somethin'?"
     
  20. Tim

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    :guffaw::lol::guffaw::lol: Priceless!


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    DEHNER: Is that your AE-35 unit or are you just happy to see me?