I can almost hear the whispering in this thread. Where’s Stewey, why hasn’t he posted his usual anti Enterprise dogma? Well, I have answered your question, I am right here. You should be ashamed of yourselves in thinking I would ignore a thread that has the words Enterprise and hate in the same sentence. I’m like the old British Rail; I always turn up in the end.
Brace yourselves people I think this is my longest post yet, and a bugger it was to write too, as it was written in bits thanks to RL interruptions.
The premise is fine, in theory and if handled with care and attention.
The problem is in the execution of the premise, from the moment B&B envisioned this series it was destined to fail and the reason for that is the people above B&B handing out directives such as “Put the show on the Enterprise” seemingly not caring how it is done. Their failed logic is that the decline the franchise is facing is related to having shows not about being on a Starship Enterprise, this is simply untrue because if they were listening to fans instead of PR people, they would have realised that the fan base as a majority were becoming increasingly frustrated and disillusioned by the lack of quality from the B&B era of Trek. Few franchises are blessed with an inbuilt fan base, but Paramount and B&B threw this advantage after the years of neglect in the quality department.
Thanks to a policy of maximising profit over quality, they made the following decisions:
· Dropping of the title.
The dropping of the title was decided so that it would somehow cure the stigma that they though trek was suffering from. They believed in their infinite stupidity that Trek is uncool and scaring away any potential viewers simply because of its title, so it was dropped. Of course, there was no real reason to drop it’s title; now B&B will claim that it’s to attract new viewers, however this is very wrong, the way I see it and most fans that agree with me think it’s a very clear message that they believe that WE the fans are somehow to blame for the supposed “stigmatisation” of the franchise, they are practically calling us freaks or nerds for enjoying the show(s). Don’t they understand that Trek is a cult sci-fi phenomenon? Why do they conveniently forget that Trek was saved by the persuasiveness of the same type of dedicated fans that have been loyal to the franchise since it began? It’s a smack in the mouth to fans like Bjo Trimble and her efforts to show the then producers that there actually is an audience for trek, and it was growing. The real blame lies solely with the media for this stigma surrounding the Trek brand, with their constant association of Nerds with Trek, and with mockumentaries like “Trekkies”.
· Decision to make a Prequel.
They had three choices open to them; one was to make a show right after Voyager, but this was immediately rejected because we already had an Enterprise in that particular era, and as the Enterprise E was exclusive to film, and too young to blow up, it simply was not viable to be used. So they were left with another choice, go in the future on a new ship, however they felt the setting would be no different to what they were doing right now, except the ship would be sleeker and the tech even more developed. So finally we come to the third option, the prequel, which of course is yet another example of following the bandwagon that typically happens in the entertainment industry.
A prequel offers a unique opportunity to tell the types of stories that offer immediate conflict. A time where there is no Federation yet, a time where Humans are not the perfect super beings that they are portrayed in Voyager and TNG, (I deliberately left DS9 out because that show had more realism, note the lack of B&B) where technology would be more primitive, and importantly a huge chunk of the Trek universe that was both unexplored and also free from the “constrictive” Roddenberry rules that they seem to think they are ruled by.
Of course looking back with hindsight after seeing what they have actually done with this prequel, it makes me wonder why they even went to the trouble of using the prequel idea if they were going to write the same type of shite that has been written in the late seasons of Voyager, it very much defeats the purpose of the premise, and undermines the decision to use it in the first place.
· Decision to use a ship setting, specifically the Enterprise.
First of all, Trek fans are not stupid; they understand what Star Trek is. It is a cult show that appeals to a very specific group of people, and it is something that we go out of our way to watch. You put a Star Trek episode on in the middle of the night, or at some silly time of the day, and I guarantee you that Trek fans will watch it, heck when you see the pissing about the BBC made with the scheduling of DS9 and Voyager and look at the viewing figures it is evident that there is an audience. There was no ship called Enterprise starring in those two shows at all, except the odd rare mention of it, so there must be some reason why they were tuning in. That does not tell me that the reason for the alleged drop off in interest of Trek has to do with the fact that there was no Starship Enterprise in any of those shows.
TPTB were thinking far too simplistically by deciding that the next series MUST be on a sip called Enterprise, probably because they saw the viewing figures of TNG compared to Voyagers, and decided that must have been the problem. They didn’t seem to be bothered by the fact that Voyager was on a Network show, and that their creative team were dumbing it down, and they had just slapped every genuine fan of the franchise in the face with Endgame. They also didn’t seem to notice or care that the truly creative writers and other production members of TNG and DS9 were leaving the show, thanks to the uncomfortable situation that arose from Brannon Braga’s continued rise through the ranks. Of course not, they looked at the bottom line, thus continuing the onward march of greed.
So what the hell turned a great opportunity into something that is now hated by more and more people than loved, well for a start it was the set-up of the show, and the laziness of the production department.
Ship Design
The first thing they screwed up was the design of the ship, it’s an upside down Akira, a ship that was originally seen on episodes of Deep Space nine, a design that is typical of Star Trek incorporating the Nacelle and Saucer configuration that is part of the look of Trek. So already they have wasted a great opportunity to take advantage of the setting by designing something that actually fits the time period but also gives us some clue to where this era will eventually lead us: TOS. I am not advocating the usage of 1940’s ships design to make a convincing pre-TOS vessel configuration, which is just plain stupid. Nor am I advocating using fewer details on the hull because the ORIGINAL enterprise did on TOS. I understand full well that production values are more sophisticated that that of the 60’s, TOS was first made before Man landed on the mood for goodness sake; Trek deserves nothing better than high production values. But I see no reason why you cannot incorporate elements of an already established design and project that design backwards. I also see no reason why we cannot incorporate contemporary thinking regarding ship design in our own future. Trek is all about depicting one possible future, and I simply find the idea that the first starships to go out into space looks almost like everything else in Modern Trek. To believe that we have always had the same configuration of the saucer/nacelles combination ever since the start of Human endeavours is simply absurd.
I would have liked to seen something a little more contemporary incorporated into trek, and
Ptrope has hit the mark right in the middle with his Endeavour design in this
thread (Be sure to read all pages, as the thread documents all of the stages of design so far), and he also documents his reasoning behind some of the design aspects too, for example, he hasn’t just put a saucer on the ship because it is kool, he has speculated that the saucer is there because there are particle accelerators onboard the ship, and the saucer is the best layout to accommodate them. Due to the time period, there is automatically a relaxation of design constrictions on the ship, yet B&B failed to take advantage of it thanks to their own incompetence, and lack of vision.
Continuity
The second thing they screwed up was the continuity of the franchise, which is by far the most important thing to protect, given that the franchise is 37 years old. This is really the nexus for my outrage towards the show, and it is not so much related to internal continuity, for which I call continuity with a small “c”, it is more related to continuity with the other shows for which I call continuity with a large “C”. It is continuity with a large “C” that has been violated, and this affects the very foundations of the show, so much so that the entire series would have to be rebooted or cancelled in order to restore the Trek franchise to some kind of believability again.
The major continuity violation lies with the ship’s name, which contradicts the everything since 1979 where there is hard visual proof there was no Enterprise other than the ring ship pictured on the observation lounge on the Refit Enterprise in the Motion Picture. It would have been cured by either using the ring-ship design for NX-01, or using a ship with a different name altogether. Either way my suggestions would have solved the most glaring continuity violation that this show has created.
The next one is the Klingons, they are suffice it to say not appropriate, or necessary in this time period. They have been introduced 70 years too early to this Trek universe, and add another layer of implausibility to this already implausible (within the context of the Trek universe) show. Of course, the real reason for using them is down to the bad logic surrounding the grabbing of its audience. Since they took the stupid decision to no longer call Star Trek by it’s rightful name, they needed to set up the premise to make it look visually Star Trek so in addition to the unnecessary name and design of the ship, they used the Klingons because they are recognisable straight away as being part of trek. That decision has nothing whatsoever to do with creativity, as the Klingons were already fully developed before Enterprise got it’s continuity destroying hands on them, so really I cannot see any reason to justify their inclusion.
The Romulans, I have no problem including since they are destined to participate in a war with humanity prior to the formation of the Federation. I do have a problem with their ability to cloak 100 years before Humans have encountered the technology. Up to Kirk’s era, cloaks are only theoretical, and Romulans did not use them up until that point.
Vulcan's are another race they have managed to screw up. Now we are told that only certain Vulcan's can mind meld, and they suffer from a disease transmitted through them, even though we know full well there is not one shred of information proving that this disease once affected Vulcan’s. Even if knowledge of this disease were to be lost over time, I hardly think it would in as little as 100 years, given they have more than double the lifespan of Humans. The same Vulcan's living in Enterprise’s time would be living in Kirk’s time. And there is no way I am going to believe that Vulcan females can experience Ponn Farr, when Saavik in TSFS says “Vulcan males must endure it every seventh year of their adult lives”, if both female and male Vulcan's can experience it, she wouldn’t have used the word males.
The Ferengi, there is no way in the name of hell I am going to accept Ferengi in this era at all, much less actual bloody contact. What’s worse is the continuity violation was attempted to be explained away by simply saying that the crew didn’t catch their names, which added to the insult.
The same is true of the BORG debacle, trying to justify their appearance on this show by making Picard and his crew look incompetent for not accounting for the debris is simply absurd. They returned to their own timeline intact, which means there was no change to begin with, proving that nothing to prove the Borg’s brief presence had any impact on the history of the Federation? Of course B&B now want us to believe that entire chunks of that Sphere crashed intact complete with the dead Drones, and not only that, they can be defeated by this incompetent crew yet they nearly wiped out ships 200 years in the future that have long surpassed the technology on Enterprise. Again, they never caught the name of this cybernetic race, how frigging convenient,
I remember Berman saying once that fans are going to get a kick out of seeing things that are well known to them but unknown to this crew, well he was halfway right, I nearly kicked the frigging television. That must have been a primitive spasm of ecstasy moment from Berman, it seems this phenomenon of stupid quotes do not lie solely with Braga, not that it surprises me much.
The writing.
Ever since B&B took creative control of Voyager, the quality of the stories has declined drastically. Decent writers left the show, and the show lurched more towards gimmicks and cheap ratings stunts. Suddenly we found characters that failed to grow or change from one week to the next. They became like cardboard, usually shaped to fit whatever mindless script that was used each week. Suddenly we found characters disclosing previous interests or desires seemingly from nowhere, just to suit the story, rather than writing a story and allowing the existing character bounce off it. Characters no longer seemed to be affected by the consequences of their actions, with each and every episode written with no lasting damage for the crew to contend with. Stories would often be reset, which frustratingly erased any consequences the character developed in favour of maintaining the status quo of life on the ship.
This continues on Enterprise with a vengeance. To me Enterprise in its entirety represents all of the very worse aspects of the Trek franchise all in one show. I have seen the general dumbing down of television and film steadily increase in the last 10 years, and I was quite proud and happy that this phenomenon had not hit Star Trek. Trek was one of the few shows that were not dumbed down in favour of ratings grabbing gimmicks, and pointless situations. Star Trek has been to me of a high standard, and I expected it to be, so when I saw Endgame and now Enterprise it really angered me.
For the first time I turned my back on something I had loved for many years. Thankfully it has not stopped me enjoying the previous shows, because I find it much easier to simply accept that this show thanks to it’s lack of continuity and plausibility that it is simply not trek.
Trek used to say something to me once, but sadly it has lost its voice. Trek used to represent mankind’s potential, to show how good it could be to live in a world where most of our petty squabbles were gone. To show mankind united and actually living, instead of living out a meagre existence in a world blighted by the irrational lust for power or money, in a world where disease, war and bigotry exist.
To tell us that in our own future, our newly united mankind are to be represented by these fools onboard mankind’s first real venture into space on a mission of exploration is quite frankly insulting. Are we to really believe that in the years of transition from being a people a devastated planet ravaged by a brutal and costly war to being a people that have eliminated all of the world’s major problems that they have forgotten the ability of common sense?
Are we now also supposed to believe that Vulcan's are not as logical or stoic as that appear on other Trek shows? These Vulcan's almost act like Romulans, spying on other races, continuing petty squabbles with races like the Andorians and showing emotions. Instead of portraying Vulcan's like this, they should have had them as the intermediately between the Andorians and us. The Andorians are a lot like Humans, savage, but with the capacity to change and evolve. A much better way of approaching the issue of the three founding members of the Federation creating an alliance is the discovery of common ground and earning each other’s trust. Vulcan's value IDIC, so I believe that they would be the natural choice for intermediaries, since I believe the main reason that Humans are so perfect in the 23rd century and the 24th century is the influence of Vulcan philosophy on our attitudes.
They should be telling us the story of how we humans arrived at these perfect people instead of showing us the finished article more or less from the word go. Where is the conflict?
Characters.
Archer, how in the name of hell are we to believe that a man like him can get into the position of captain in an organisation like Starfleet (which is another screw up since it’s supposed to be UESPA), and given command of the worlds first and most advanced spacecraft?
T’pol, why make her a seven of nine clone? Well we know the real reason, but from a story point of view it is simply absurd for a female first officer to walk around the ship in a frigging cat suit. Furthermore, we are told that she is to experiment with emotions, why, why frigging WHY????? Haven’t we seen enough of the stoic character turns human story angle? We’ve had this since Data 17 years ago, and I am tired of it, in fact it makes my eyes bleed through the frustration of seeing another character doing this.
Can’t B&B just for once use a more original idea?
Trip, he’s an incompetent jackass who likes to collect advanced technology and keep them in storage for long periods of time, because he would much rather research it in the five minutes he is allocated during an emergency.
Reed, the typically American stereotype of a Brit. Don’t the Americans realise that Brits don’t talk like they do in old 40’s war movies? He should be more relevant to modern Brits. We wanted cool Britannia, not Old Britannia, which died along with the Tories’ (Tory is a member of the conservative party) chances of getting elected to power.
Hoshi, I can’t say too much about really, she’s a silly scared little cow that hates the phone and has a liking for slugs. That’s all I can say about her as there is not much to go on.
Mayweather I can’t say a lot about either, he’s black and likes to smile and sit silently at his post.
Phlox, is about the only half decent character on this show, and it is quite obvious he was created first. How can I tell, because B&B burned themselves out after Phlox and that’s how we got the rest of the characters? I think this is mainly down to the talent of the actor, who somehow makes the character more bearable.
Oh and how can I forget that cute little doggie Porthos? Aww bless him, he likes cheese and sitting quietly in his quarters while his master likes to watch his girly sport of water polo. I ought to thank this little mutt for pissing on that sacred tree, because without him, I would have had fewer things to slag off after I made my eyes bleed watching ANISB, which was not only the worst piece of what allegedly passes for Trek these days, was the worst piece of Television I have EVER seen.
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So you see, I have many reasons and justifications for hating this series so passionately, and if there is the slightest chance that those two boneheads are informed to opinions on this BBS then I am glad that they will at least know how I feel about how they have screwed with the franchise, which is the main reason I post here.
I’d rather be a gusher of series 5 instead of a basher, but B&B and their attitude and actions turned me into a basher. That’s not to say that I only know how to be negative, there is still a flicker of positivity in me, but I don’t think a lot of people on this board will agree with what I consider positive. I do not come here to spout my mouth off about wanting Enterprise cancelled for no reason. I simply want Star Trek back where it belongs again, at the top, one of the best examples of science fiction. If that means the death of one bad show, then that’s what it takes.