Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #571: The Doctor is in!

[at Quark's]

Riker: Now why do I get the feeling you secretly get a kick out of doing this, Doctor ?

Crusher: Why do I experience a headache?
Troi: It's the flip side of my Betazoid empathy... I'm projecting mine at having to wear such a silly looking medical device.

Picard: Merde
Riker: Uh-oh ...
Data: engaging evasive maneuvers ...
Crusher: I know it must have been of you three who gave Wesley that porn stash I found under his bed, and I'm not leaving until i know who it was!

 

[Herbert]

Troi: I keep telling you Beverly, @LeadHead will come back and judge this caption contest and the last one.
Crusher: CMO's log, it's as I expected, primary diagnosis for Deanna Troi is definitely delusional disorder with possible hallucinations.

 

[Mr Soak]

Second Officer's Log: Aw-kward.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Mrina: "I can still remember 'Code of Honor'."

"I'm having a hard time removing the residual memory engram traces."

"What about the images of 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'?"

"I'm working on a cure for that still."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Beverly: Which one of you left the toilet seat up in the head again?!

 

[Tenacity]

^ Picard: "Did you fall in again?"

 

[Finn]

Beverly: I just beamed Wesley over to the holodeck and asked the computer to a run an simulation of the Enterprise that is good enough to fool Wesley. The Enterprise should be able to avoid any problems for a long while. What could go wrong?.....what?

 

[Qonundrum]

Beverly: I just can't get enough of Riker's leg-lifting post. It reminds me of the cockapoo that Wesley and I had while living on Arftoodee Two every time he trotted by the Laburnum tree... or by Wes... what a bad dog...

 

[galleywest]

Beverly: Time for your software updates!

Beverly: She's soooooo transparent.

Beverly: I'm reading the directions right here and it very clearly says "APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD," Deanna.
Deanna: This is stupid.

Riker: a heat lamp without fries is the loneliest sight in the world. *sigh*

Beverly: Geez, another one of these sausage party episodes.

 

[galleywest]

Riker: I want it to read "Deanna Forever." Then I want a single tear from my right eye. Can you do that?
Beverly: Sure--you should see the chest work and sleeves I did on Worf. This is nothing.

 

[Nerys Myk]

CRUSHER: This follicle generator should do the trick. No more "Commander Chinbutt".

CRUSHER: You gonna come to my quarters and make mad passionate love to me or stay here gaming all night with your friends?

CRUSHER: OOOkay, I guess gaming it is.

 

[Mutai Sho-Rin]

I’m going to put this one on ice too until the good LeadHead can get back in action.