WORF: At least now you won't get James T Kirk killed outside the Nexus...
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WORF: At least now you won't get James T Kirk killed outside the Nexus...
O'BRIEN: They're always after me Lucky Charms.
PICARD: What do you mean, the replicators haven't been programmed for Earl Grey tea?
RIKER: So how come during James Kirk's five year mission Klingon foreheads were as smooth as Old Baldy's here?
WORF: (Clears throat meaningfully)
LaFORGE: Counsellor? Any impressions from the trans-spectral arc in front of us?
TROI: I am unable to read the rainbow.
Picard: "I still think this whole "job switching day" thing was rigged."
Data: "I can assure you, Counselor Picard, there was no underhanded interference in the selection process."
Worf: "Now tell me how I feel."
Picard: (gulp)
WORF: I don't do selfies with the lower decks.
Shelby (thinking): "Great. When he goes into swagger mode, you just know something dumb's going to come out of his mouth..."
Riker: "You care to run that by me again, pardner?"
Shelby: (groan)
O'BRIEN: I've rerouted power to Dr Quinn in the sickbay. In the meantime, break out the whale oil lamps.
RIKER: Mr Worf? Escort Shelby's perm to the nearest airlock and blow it into space. I hate the 80's.
LaFORGE: I'm telling you I saw Jonathan Archer right here in front of me just a moment ago. He became enveloped in blue electricity and simply vanished!
TROI: I feel you are sincere, but none of us saw him.
O'BRIEN: You've offered me a scowful of money to return to the Enterprise owing to your many transporter mishaps. Throw in Julian and two new suits from Garak and you might just have a new Transporter Chief.
LaForge: ... and so Captain in summation, believe the best course of action is ......
No one had the heart to tell Geordi that his visor was malfunctioning and Picard had left the bridge over a half hour before.
Riker: ...And my first act as Captain is to promote Livingston to first officer.
Picard: Well, could be worse, I could be working in Turbolift Control.
Voice from inside the tubrolift: Hey!
Geordi: Right, my entire plan depends on us calling in Rambo. Does anyone know his number?
Woman from Rambo at helm: *Whispers* Yeah, screw you mate.
Ro: No don't worry, I'm not bitter at being outranked by a woman who can't even wear her rank pips in that top.
Troi: Hey!
O'Brien: We could put the rank pips on... dig them into the flesh?
Troi: Hey!
Ro: Only fair.
Kurn: This is a great day. I am never going to forget this, I tell you that.
SHELBY: Huh. Butt isn't terrible, but very overrated.
LTJG PICARD: I am supposed to be Captain Picard!
WORF: Picard...who is Picard? Hand me the report, Lieutenant Crusher.
GEORDI: You heard me, I said separate the ship!
ENSIGN: I forgot you could do that.
GEORDI: I think everyone has.
O'BRIEN: Counselor Troi is in charge, Ensign! We have to respect the chain of command! We must... *sigh* do what we believe is right, even if it means sacrificing everything.
KURN (Thinking) I must never admit that burned replicated burn meat is better than raw meat. They must never have the satisfaction.
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