Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #562: Get the bad guys!

RIKER: The villagers were right to warn us off the moors. They're crawling with some sort of wererats.

 

HOLLIS "HOLLY" WOOD: Cheesus palamino! Walking Chia Pets!

 

Aliens: We really just wanted to know why the Enterprise has that big glass 'sunroof'. Seems like a bit of a design flaw.
Data: They have a point sir...it's pretty dumb.

 

LaForge: You guys are gonna wanna drop your guns before my friend here starts thinking up excuses like "perhaps something occurred in transport"

 

Yar: This is the second-biggest TARDIS I've ever seen!

 

Yar: Look behind you! A three-headed Denobulan!

 

Picard: "Okay gentlemen, let's take it from the top... 'When I dance they call me Macarena
And the boys they say que soy buena They all want me, they can't have me So they all come and dance beside me'"

 

"NOBODY expects the Klingon Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise!... Surprise and fear... fear and surprise... Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency! Our three weapons are fear, and surprise, and ruthless efficiency... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Klingon High Council ... Our four... no... A ... Amongst our weaponry..."

 

Picard: And I thought Klingon Shakespeare was bad.

 

DEREK SMALLS: Maybe one these fellows knows where the stage is?

 

Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Klingon High Council, and nice leather uniforms! ,.. I'll come in again.

(later)

NOBODY expects the Klingon Inquisition...Oh, bugger!!!



"Captain, please! We understand that the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about, but we are unable to duplicate such a historical achievement. Please assist us!"

 

Captain's Log: Today was one of those days where Father's voice was louder. For an hour, he scolded me for putting up with Norah Satie, and how better off I would have been plucking grapes off the vines back home in France...

 

j'dan: "sorry but i don't see cadet tilly in the room."

 

Picard: It’s Cokey damnit! If you have no appreciation for our cultural history, then how can we find common ground!
Counsellor, fetch the pineapple and coffee grinder, Computer! Play playlist Picard Beta, Black Lace!

 

Crosby: I'll shoot unless you help me renegotiate my contract.

 

Ferengi: We couldn't help but notice the fog machine is in full operation. So we've come for the dance. Everybody now! "It's fun to stay at the Y-F-C-A..."