Hello all, it's another new contest!
As LeadHead has not been seen here in four and-a-half years, I initiated the previous thread with MOD approval.
As with the other new contest, in honor of LeadHead, I have carried over his lines and photos. I made a couple of additions.
PLKEASE NOTE: I don't think these threads should be run by one person, that way if somebody vanishes for what ever reason, years don't have to pass by to have some captioning fun. This is my last thread initiation for now. I'll leave it to somebody else to handle the next one. My suggestions, if you care to use them: Carry over the LeadHead stuff (in his honor), PM me if you want to start the next thread (that way I can edit the thread to let somebody know dibs has been called) and handle it that way for all future thread starters, and I think it's easier on some users to link to prior contests (you decide how many you want to do). I suggest letting the thread run for two or three months.
These are the last four Caption This! contest threads he did here, for those who want to reminisce:
#582: https://www.trekbbs.com/threads/tng...riker-than-you-can-shake-a-horgahn-at.320493/
#581: https://www.trekbbs.com/threads/tng-caption-this-581-strange-behavior.307748/
#580: https://www.trekbbs.com/threads/tng-caption-this-580-last-moments.306993/
#579: https://www.trekbbs.com/threads/tng-caption-this-579-close-contact.305983/
Majel Barrett Voice: "Last time, on TNG Caption This!..." (CUE: Ron Jones music)
Our first winner today is orac, who lets us know what happens when you visit the Red Light district on Risa:
Picard: Test results say that you've got Antedian Gonorrhea Number One. Symptoms include a burning sensation when urinating, a foul smelling penile discharge and erectile dysfunction.
Laura Cynthia Chambers brings some "Seinfeld"-style space weirdness...
Riker: "'Just keep swishing, swishing, swishing...and spit!"
Sisko: "Mouthwash buddies for life!"
Leviathan reminds us of what the YouTube channel Honest Trailers originally reminded us of...
(2:24 in: youtube.com/watch?v=-6Zc8Co2H3w )
Sisko: your fly is open
Riker: I like to be prepared
Leviathan keeps winning, this time the "Fuck, Even in the Future Nothing Works!" award:
Frakes: The battery in my Android overheated!
Jean-Luc's Favorite Log entry:
Gepard dry wit jab is clearly going to be true for maybe at least another decade:
Frakes: You're never gonna get remastered.
(BoYEAH, take that, niners!)
Klingon Belly Laugh:
Nerys Myk reminds us of what can be seen from space and land...
Riker: Don't look at the bald spot. Don't look at the bald spot...
Picard: Something on your mind Number One?
Riker: Cue ball....I mean Q! Definitely Q!!!!
AND THE "I STARTED THIS CONTEST AND SHOULDN'T AWARD MYSELF IN THE ABOVE ENTRIES" AWARD GOES TO MYSELF, WITH:
Picard: "...and then I peed in your trombone and rubbed the mouth piece all over my butthole. te he he he ."
Riker (a little drunk): "So, observe, Wes: This is how to not pick up women. Mr. Worf has been over there for two hours; he's talked about his forehead ridges and how they've changed over time, and how a Klingon warrior only mates with females worthy of his worrier prowess. then way too much time about how he didn't cry about his Targ being vaporized by his grandpa. He'll never get laid tonight."
Wes: "I don't know, he laid your ex last night pretty well in her quarters."
Riker: extended drunk pause, "Go to hell, little you little shit."
And the winner of Who Can Hold the Mouthwash in the Longest Before Spitting is...
Majel Barrett Voice: "And now, the continuation..."
The "theme" for this contest is ... amiss. Something just doesn't seem right and the regulars are not to be found under normal circumstances or at all.
BONUS:
As LeadHead has not been seen here in four and-a-half years, I initiated the previous thread with MOD approval.
As with the other new contest, in honor of LeadHead, I have carried over his lines and photos. I made a couple of additions.
PLKEASE NOTE: I don't think these threads should be run by one person, that way if somebody vanishes for what ever reason, years don't have to pass by to have some captioning fun. This is my last thread initiation for now. I'll leave it to somebody else to handle the next one. My suggestions, if you care to use them: Carry over the LeadHead stuff (in his honor), PM me if you want to start the next thread (that way I can edit the thread to let somebody know dibs has been called) and handle it that way for all future thread starters, and I think it's easier on some users to link to prior contests (you decide how many you want to do). I suggest letting the thread run for two or three months.
These are the last four Caption This! contest threads he did here, for those who want to reminisce:
#582: https://www.trekbbs.com/threads/tng...riker-than-you-can-shake-a-horgahn-at.320493/
#581: https://www.trekbbs.com/threads/tng-caption-this-581-strange-behavior.307748/
#580: https://www.trekbbs.com/threads/tng-caption-this-580-last-moments.306993/
#579: https://www.trekbbs.com/threads/tng-caption-this-579-close-contact.305983/
Majel Barrett Voice: "Last time, on TNG Caption This!..." (CUE: Ron Jones music)
Our first winner today is orac, who lets us know what happens when you visit the Red Light district on Risa:
Picard: Test results say that you've got Antedian Gonorrhea Number One. Symptoms include a burning sensation when urinating, a foul smelling penile discharge and erectile dysfunction.
Laura Cynthia Chambers brings some "Seinfeld"-style space weirdness...
Riker: "'Just keep swishing, swishing, swishing...and spit!"
Sisko: "Mouthwash buddies for life!"
Leviathan reminds us of what the YouTube channel Honest Trailers originally reminded us of...
(2:24 in: youtube.com/watch?v=-6Zc8Co2H3w )
Sisko: your fly is open
Riker: I like to be prepared
Leviathan keeps winning, this time the "Fuck, Even in the Future Nothing Works!" award:
Frakes: The battery in my Android overheated!
Jean-Luc's Favorite Log entry:
Gepard dry wit jab is clearly going to be true for maybe at least another decade:
Frakes: You're never gonna get remastered.
(BoYEAH, take that, niners!)
Klingon Belly Laugh:
Nerys Myk reminds us of what can be seen from space and land...
Riker: Don't look at the bald spot. Don't look at the bald spot...
Picard: Something on your mind Number One?
Riker: Cue ball....I mean Q! Definitely Q!!!!
AND THE "I STARTED THIS CONTEST AND SHOULDN'T AWARD MYSELF IN THE ABOVE ENTRIES" AWARD GOES TO MYSELF, WITH:
Picard: "...and then I peed in your trombone and rubbed the mouth piece all over my butthole. te he he he ."
Riker (a little drunk): "So, observe, Wes: This is how to not pick up women. Mr. Worf has been over there for two hours; he's talked about his forehead ridges and how they've changed over time, and how a Klingon warrior only mates with females worthy of his worrier prowess. then way too much time about how he didn't cry about his Targ being vaporized by his grandpa. He'll never get laid tonight."
Wes: "I don't know, he laid your ex last night pretty well in her quarters."
Riker: extended drunk pause, "Go to hell, little you little shit."
And the winner of Who Can Hold the Mouthwash in the Longest Before Spitting is...
Majel Barrett Voice: "And now, the continuation..."
The "theme" for this contest is ... amiss. Something just doesn't seem right and the regulars are not to be found under normal circumstances or at all.
BONUS:
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