Data's holodeck fantasy reboot of the 1957 movie 'The Monolith Monsters' was much more campy than the original.
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Data's holodeck fantasy reboot of the 1957 movie 'The Monolith Monsters' was much more campy than the original.
Yar: Do you know what planet this is?
LaForge: Well, it's got lots of rock outcroppings and ground level mist. I also found two old shallow graves over there. The names were kind of hard to read. I think one said "Gaetano" and the other one said "Latimer."
<sounds of growling echoing all around>
Worf: Commander, we are being watched
Riker: I've got a bad feeling about this.
Worf: "What do you have to say for yourself?!?"
J'Dan: "I did get a pretty good deal on these shoes...."
TASHA: 'Property of SS Botany Bay'?
WORF: Where did you find this?!
FERENGI: It is a long story. And we don't discuss it with outsiders!
PICARD: This will teach you! Next time you want to learn every small private detail about humans, you'll start a social media site like everyone else!
WORF: I hold in my hand, a list of card carrying members of the Romulan party, within the Klingon government!
ARDRA: Seriously, you figured it out in a few hours? Now my brother Q is going to have this over me forever!
TASHA: Yar to Enterprise, I engaged the enemy! I am happy to report they are not in the slightest bit threatening! Just kind of annoying.
J'Dan: Why are these chairs so small?
Worf: I'm just that tall.
ALIENS : home phone ! Home phone !
PICARD : where's Lieutenant Elliott when we need him ? He was supposed to show them the ship...
Stewart: The producer's idea of having a different "boy band" on every episode is at best flawed.
Star Trek trivia ...
When the casting director booked the main guest star, he honestly thought they would be getting the head singer from the rock group Kiss.
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Captain's Log: Two members of the Soulless Minions of Orthodoxy have time traveled back from the 29th century to prevent me starring in a new Star Trek series. Their abhorrence of technology means they are defenseless against ours.
The battle royale to appear in the new series intensifies.
No worries, Leadhead, real life comes first!
Alien: It is our Lord and Savior, Ƭ̵̬̊ .
Picard: Data, that part didn't come through on the Universal Translator.
Data: They worship the pop star and cultural icon, Prince, from the late 20th Century on Earth.
Data: Excuse me, can you tell me where the little android's room is?
Geordi: Data, I told you not to drink all that oil before this mission!
L'Dar: An interrogation without a proper audience is without honor! All of these seats should be filled to watch a warrior bravely fight off your pathetic attempts to torture the information out of me!
Ardara: I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.
Ferengi: Remember, be fierce! If we do not provide an adequate threat, the hu-mons will make us a laughing stock and replace our role as series villains with half-robot, half-hu-mon creatures!
Alien: It is our Lord and Savior, Ƭ̵̬̊ .
Picard: Data, that part didn't come through on the Universal Translator.
Data: They worship the pop star and cultural icon, Prince, from the late 20th Century on Earth.
Data: Excuse me, can you tell me where the little android's room is?
Geordi: Data, I told you not to drink all that oil before this mission!
L'Dar: An interrogation without a proper audience is without honor! All of these seats should be filled to watch a warrior bravely fight off your pathetic attempts to torture the information out of me!
Ardara: I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.
Ferengi: Remember, be fierce! If we do not provide an adequate threat, the hu-mons will make us a laughing stock and replace our role as series villains with half-robot, half-hu-mon creatures!
Scene from the uncompleted episode 'Riker's Brain: We Don't Want It'.
Princess Koji: "So....Jake Cutter changes his name and joins with something artificial, but I'm a fake?!?"
WORF: Point to the individual in this room who will get his own spinoff series.
WORF: What have you done with all the Necco wafers?
Riker: Phasers locked on maximum setting! Under no circumstances can we allow a Ferengi boy-band loose on the galaxy.
Worf: Even the Borg refuse to assimilate them!
Tasha: What's a Borg?
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