Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #539: Free For All

[Triskelion]

Q: Period-authentic underwear...was not my most omnipotent idea.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Got my "likes" in. You may now end the contest. ;-)

 

[Qonundrum]

Picard: You're wearing pajamas on MY bridge!
Riker: Sorry, Captain. Assuming I never get to take command, I'll come up here next week in my birthday suit. If nothing else, Troi will appreciate it.
Troi: Sorry Wil, I'll just laugh over what the others are thinking. But the audience already knew that.
Q (via telepathy to Riker): Hey Willy, I can help you out again. Have a minute?

 

[LeadHead]

Apologies everyone, LeadHead was under the weather for most of the weekend and I’m still not feeling that great. Hopefully I’ll be able to post a new contest on Saturday.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Worst. Speed dating. EVER.

 

[Finn]

Thanks for the KBL win

Barclay: Computer...make Riker's eyes crossed...


*silence*

Wesley: *psst* You aren't on the holodeck....

Barclay: Oh Crap....Counselor Troi, you better schedule a couple sessions for me

Troi: Already done...

 

[Leviathan]

Scotty to Enterprise D.... We've become stuck in a time loop over in TOS Caption Contest and cannot escape. Send over a judge or some scotch.

 

[Leviathan]

Scotty: I've just had a vision of myself sitting here 90 years from now talking to some bald guy with an unconvincing French accent.

 

[Orac]

Janeway 2: Get your shabby bun off my ship!

 

[Mr Soak]

Are you thinking what I'm thinking, J1?
I think I am, J2. We're in the wrong forum's Caption This!

Bonus points if you get the Bananas in Pyjamas reference.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"Och, thank ye, Susan, for the traffic report. Now laddies, here's 311 with 'Don't Stay Home'..."

 

[shivkala]

Scotty to Enterprise D.... We've become stuck in a time loop over in TOS Caption Contest and cannot escape. Send over a judge or some scotch.

Apologies everyone, LeadHead was under the weather for most of the weekend and I’m still not feeling that great. Hopefully I’ll be able to post a new contest on Saturday.

Picard: Picard to Enterprise, our judge is under the weather, I've got this, now where is the "judge" button?

 

[Triskelion]

Riker: Sir, you're not touching the interface.
Picard: How do you think I survived to Captain one of these ungrounded deathtraps?

 

[Mutai Sho-Rin]

I'm going to stick a pin in this until Leadhead is able to get to it. He'll have enough to deal with when he finally has time.