Picard: Is Data skiving off again? I bet he's down on the holodeck pretending to be the world's worst Sherlock Holmes. Less Jeremy Brett, more Jeremy TIT. Am I right Number One or am I right? Worf's Personal Log: "Of course I'll take the conn" I said. "How hard can it be?" I said. "The blind guy does it!" ARRRRRGGGHHHHHH, how do you turn off the screensaver? Riker: Now have, I already slept with this one? My spreadsheet has gotten so messed up I can't follow it any more... Ro: Hey, beardo! Not so keen to stand with your crotch thrust in his face I see! Data: I am sorry Sir, whilst your variation on the "Man looks at woman as his girlfriend looks at him" meme with you as the girlfriend, "A hot redhead" as the boyfriend and "My dead best friend" as the other woman is perfectly fine, but the moment has passed. No one cares about that any more. It's all missing letters from the British Prime Ministers noticeboard now. Picard: I spent hours on that!