Contest: ENTER TNG Caption This! #452: Leap Day!

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Not only was Worf out, but for the second year in a row his poor base running skills resulted in the security departments loss in the ships inter-department baseball tournament.


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You want to hear something pathetic? I'm still trying to work out exactly who that Pirates infielder is.

 

[Triskelion]

Data: Rape gang!
...
Ha, jus' yankin' your chain.
Riker: Donut, say 'your chain' again.
Data: 'Your chain.'
Riker: Now say 'You're a handsome woman.'
Data: 'You are a handsome woman.'
Riker:...No, you're handsome.
Data: Ah. I am handsome.
Riker: Say the 'your' from 'your chain.'
Data: Your.
Riker: Now say the you're from 'you're handsome' but with the 'your' from 'your chain'.
Data: The you're from 'you are handsome' but with the 'your from 'your chain'.
Yar <from bushes>: Wikipedia says technically it's not murder, Commander!

 

[Finn]

thanks for the log entry win

Tasha: I'm falling for Data again, damn it!

 

[Nerys Myk]

TASHA:...and that's when I decided to sue Acme Rocket Boots, Inc.

 

[jep]

You want to hear something pathetic? I'm still trying to work out exactly who that Pirates infielder is.

The site I snarfed it from says it's shortstop Jordy Mercer.

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[hux]

TFTW

Data: This prostate exam has gone very wrong!

Decorator: So I've finished decorating the bridge.

Data: Fucking beige?!!

Worf: Take the picture dude, I can't hang in mid-air forever.

Riker: Weeeeeeee!

Yar: Yar to Enterprise. My farting syndrome is still pretty bad and I don't think I can.... Ahhhgghhh!!

 

[jep]

"I can see my house from up here!"


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[jep]

Geordi (OS): "Wow... Commander Riker is just begging for a PED test..."

Data (OS): "Inquiry, 'PED'?"

Geordi: "Performance Enhancing Drug, Data. You don't pole vault 40 meters without raising some eyebrows."


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[Leviathan]

(TFTW!)

A rarely seen image of the moment right after Denise Crosby's contract negotiations.

 

[Leviathan]

Data learns that Troi has been promoted over him. Again.

 

[Hutchy01]

Ro: How strange commander, Your Penis looks just like a human fist!

 

[T'Ressa Dax]

The Android Theater jproudly presents its first ever ballet written, directed and performed solely by androids!

 

[Triskelion]

Ohhhh. Now I understand what an acting ensign is for.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Special Effects circa 1988: Get a stuntman to do the flip, add the explosion in post.
Special Effects circa 1998: Get a stuntman to do the flip, CGI in the explosion in post
Special Effects circa 2008: Shoot an explosion, CGI in an animated figure in post.
Special Effects today: CGI the whole bloody thing.

 

[Hutchy01]

Special Effects circa 1988: Get a stuntman to do the flip, add the explosion in post.
Special Effects circa 1998: Get a stuntman to do the flip, CGI in the explosion in post
Special Effects circa 2008: Shoot an explosion, CGI in an animated figure in post.
Special Effects today: CGI the whole bloody thing.

Special Effects circa 1966: Mr. Shatner we put a few pillows around, try to aim for those.

(Also TFA used more practical effects than most modern films)

 

[Captain April]

Ma-ma is not the Law. Dredd is the Law.

 

[inflatabledalek]

TFTW Leadhead!

Lore: Oh, wait... before you kill me I should really mention we have another brother called B....AAAARRRGGGHHHHH!

Data: What was that? Oh well, probably nothing important. I think I'll mess with the Captain by going "I'm fine" when he asks how I am...

Data: Sir, I must remind you there has to be a minimal distance of 20 feet between yourself and Ensign Ro at all times.

Worf: Damn it, Kirk made this do a flying kick in the face of the villain thing look easy.

Riker: I was wrong, grass can get you high.

Yar: No, the set isn't any more convincing from this angle.

 

[Honorable Ensign]

Data: NOT A HANDLLLEE...

Ensign Blueshirt: Commander Riker, it may be time to wake up from your afternoon bridge-nap.

Will Riker, photobomber extraordinaire.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Riker was really 'head over heels' for Troi.

 

[Catarina]

Data and Lore rehearse their Dirty Dancing routine for the holo-recital coming up.
Lore: Nobody puts Data in the corner- except me!

Riker's man to man advice to impress women: Transporters lack excitement and I prefer to just drop in!