TNG Caption This #145 - "You Sunk My Caption Contest"

[Rat Boy]

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49er: "Could you help out a 49er?"

Data: "What is it you need?"

49er: "A quarterback, for starters. And maybe a head coach that'll keep his pants on at half time."

 

[Mistral]

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49er: "Could you help out a 49er?"

Data: "What is it you need?"

49er: "A quarterback, for starters. And maybe a head coach that'll keep his pants on at half time."

^ Bahahahahahahaha!

 

[cooleddie74]

FORTY-NINER: "I sense you're going to make a long journey through time. You're going to have intimate relations with a blond woman with a lesbian haircut.

You will age even though you are an artificial person with fake skin."

Picard's attempts at the Russian Cossack dance always ended in a last-place finish in the Enterprise talent contest.

 

[cooleddie74]

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DATA:"There, there...can I do anything to help you?

Like...for instance...kicking your ass for touching me?"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

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Bum: "Dammit, I've lost my contact lens."
Data: "I'm afraid they haven't been invented yet."
Bum: "Oh right, must be my glass eye then."

 

[Locutus of Board]

Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena

 

[Gil T.Azell]

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DATA:"What is Mad Dog 20/20?"

49er:" I'll tell ya whats left is running down My leg, and forming that puddle at my feet"

 

[Mistral]

Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena

Ah, si? Tu saves nada-El Capitan neccessites mas tiempo con El Hombre N'Ostoy Aqui! Estes un cosa especial! To dos hombres aqui gustas!" Y las mujeras gustas tambien. Siempre.

 

[cooleddie74]

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DATA:"Inquiry...

The word...'wino?'"

 

[M'Sharak]

Captain Jean-Luc "Lord Windermere" Picard flexes as he approaches
the post during the final round against Ensign Paul Boomer.​

 

[Rat Boy]

Data: "Let me guess. You voted for McCain?"

 

[Triskelion]

Worf: Captain, you cannot discommodate me for taking the last slice of pizza. Captain? Captain!

Wino: Hold on, a buffalo head nickel.
Data: Sir, they won't be minted for another twenty years forty-seven days.
Wino: Says you, paleface. I need to feed the meter for my Segway.
Data: ??? <runs self-diagnostic>

 

[cooleddie74]

Data's adventure back to modern day Earth to meet Ralph Nader was not as informative as he had hoped.

 

[Nerys Myk]

CAPTION CROSSOVER

PICARD: Dammit! Those are new rims!!!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

FORTY-NINER:"Hold it.

That looks like a Confederate penny!"

 

[S'kai]

Picard: I don't care if it is April 1st. There'll be hell to pay when I find out who put starch in my deodorant!
​

 

[Kirby]

Picard: "Grrrrr"
Riker: "Captain, you aren't on the holodeck now sir, you can't 'Hulk' out of your shirt"

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard, thinking: "Only if our balls touch ... Only if our balls touch ... Only if our balls touch ... Only if our balls touch ... Only if our balls touch ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

49er: "Could you help out a 49er?"

Data: "Screw you, I am a Cowboys fan."

 

[cooleddie74]

The 49er lineup for '93 was so bad even the halfbacks had dysentery.