TNG Caption This #136 - "Missing Staff Meetings"

[Triskelion]

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"How much longer, Mister LaForge?

Wesley and I have a pan of carrot cake muffins to put in there."

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA:"Captain...what did Commander Riker mean when he said your genitals are shaped like..."

PICARD:"ENOUGH, Mister Data. Just...let it rest."

 

[Shatmandu]

Data: "'Baldfuck?' Geordi, I am not familiar with any Captain in Starfleet named 'Baldfuck,' so I do not udnerstand why you would be mumbling a reference to same ..."

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA:"What did she mean...Mister Clean?!"

 

[ThankQ]

Data: "'Baldfuck?' Geordi, I am not familiar with any Captain in Starfleet named 'Baldfuck,' so I do not udnerstand why you would be mumbling a reference to same ..."

Dig it.

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Picard: "What do you mean, 'this isn't a French tickler'?"

 

[Triskelion]

Riker: No, no problem Geordie. The ship always stalls out like that. When some idiot starts off in fourth gear.

 

[Rat Boy]

Troi: "That's another trash can you hit. I can drive better than that."

*everybody laughs*

 

[Triskelion]

Picard: LaForge, for goodness sake, Data's a better driver than you. And he was made in China.
Troi: Oh no he didn't!

 

[All Seeing Eye]

Picard: Look out of the window Wesley and tell me, what do you see?

Wesley: Space?

Picard: Indeed, and that's exactly where you're going you annoying little punk! Energize NOW Mr Worf!!!!!

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Picard: "Energize.... now!"

Geordi: "You win, Wes. The Vulcan wasn't nearly as fun as the Tellarite."

Picard: "I still want to try a Denobulan."

 

[Jadzia]

DATA: "Geordi, you know it is against regulations to look at the porn sites on the bridge?"

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"You didn't hear, Data? We're moving to Sci-Fi."

DATA:"Does...does this mean I will have to cameo in a terrible movie about dragons attacking summer camp counselors?"

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"How long DOES it take to produce a Shrinky-Dink?

I have duties on the bridge, you know."

 

[Rat Boy]

PICARD:"You didn't hear, Data? We're moving to Sci-Fi."

DATA:"Does...does this mean I will have to cameo in a terrible movie about dragons attacking summer camp counselors?"

Picard: "For you? No; you're cameoing on the Halloween episode of Ghost Hunters."

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA:"Query, Captain...the Man from Nantucket...was his condition hereditary? Or a random mutation that had never occurred before in his bloodline?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard was not amused when Riker convinced Data to demonstrate how far he could ejaculate.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Picard was not amused when Riker convinced Data to demonstrate how far he could ejaculate.

Looking at the direction Data's pointed in, neither was Geordi.

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA:"Inquiry, sir...


Fo Shizzle?!"