TNG Caption This #136 - "Missing Staff Meetings"

[Shatmandu]

Inspired by 26138:

Riker's "Nuts on the Shoulder" gag was a big hit between missions.

 

[Rat Boy]

As punishment for completely upstaging the rest of the crew in the last episode, Wesley is forced to polish Riker's boots with his tongue.

 

[Shatmandu]

Director: "Cut, cut. This scene needs more gay. Someone go get Wheaton."

 

[Outpost4]

Picard: All right, who painted the eyeballs on the back of Lt. La Forge's head?

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Does this uniform make my butt look big?

 

[cooleddie74]

And with eager anticipation not seen since the start of the Farpoint mission, the three Enterprise crewmen awaited their mircrowave burritos.

PICARD: "My apologies, ladies.

I had replicated cabbage stew last night."

 

[David]

Wesley: Use the force Luke.

Picard Didn't realise he was holding a klingon vibrator in his hand.

Worf Pretended he didn't either.

 

[Rat Boy]

Darth Wesley: "Wipe them out...all of them."

 

[Shatmandu]

Geordi: "Ah, shit: I'm having trouble with my visor again. Will someone tell that bald cocksucker we have for a Captain I went down to Engineering?"

Data: "Starfleet's new transporter system seems to only work on homosexuals, Captain ..."

 

[Triskelion]

Picard: Careful Geordie...we want all of our bukkake to rematerialize at exactly the moment Troi activates the viewscreen.

 

[Outpost4]

Unfortunately, the virtual Wesley was just as annoying as the real one.

 

[Shatmandu]

Later, Data confirmed to the men that Worf had simply made up the "Klingon Ascension Rite of Multiple Buggering."

 

[Rat Boy]

A view from Carl Spock's perspective on his deathbed as tries to get one last hit.

 

[Outpost4]

Crusher: Jean-Luc, I can't believe you are allowing this to continue!
Picard: Yes, Doctor, you are right. Geordi, shut it off...right after Ensign Lefler finishes blowing Wesley.

 

[Outpost4]

La Forge: Pretty funny, switching all the labels on the blind guy.

 

[cooleddie74]

WESLEY:"Don't you guys just love waiting on an E-Z Bake Oven to finish?"

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA:"I...I do not get the punchline.

'Nun says same as in town?' I...I am confused!"

 

[Honorable Ensign]

First pic: Even after he ascended to a higher plane, Wesley kept showing up and showing off.

Second pic: Most of the crew enjoyed Troi's habit of butt-pinching.

 

[Nerys Myk]

GEORDI: Ha ha. Real funny. You reconfigured my console into a piano keyboard.

 

[Tim]

The rest of the bridge crew decided not to tell Geordi that his Laforge was showing.