TNG Caption This #136 - "Missing Staff Meetings"

[NathanielM]

PICARD: Damn it Wesley I thought I told you to lay off the beams!

 

[NovusInceptum]

Picard: "Who does that?!"
Geordi: "Does wha-oh...that's just strange."
Wesley: "What? Don't tell me you've never posted a caption for the TrekBBS caption contest!"

Geordi: "Seriously, putting glue in my chair is not that funny!"
Riker: "It's not that... Picard actually thinks those are flowers!

 

[RobertScorpio]

Picard, thinking to him self "Those two women are checking out Wil's ass. Maybe I should freeball it too!"

 

[RobertScorpio]

Wesley: "This is the new plasma field condom device I have been working on down in the science lab."

Picard. "How do you, ummmm, put it on?"

Geordi. "I'm not so sure, but is this the Feringi version? Its far too large. And what the hell are all those ridges for?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Nice Caption contest, Wesley. Very amusing.

Who is this Cooleddie fellow? He seems rather disturbed and dangerous."

Deep space cabbage farts are always the worst.

 

[RobertScorpio]

Picard: "Stop laughing everyone!!! Mr. Leforge maybe blind as a bat. But he'll find the ignition switch if we just give him time!"

 

[cultcross]

Stick a fork in Picard's assless chaps. We're done.

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORDI:"Just what is a Sea Monkey, Wes?"

PICARD:"Giggle all you like...but back at the Academy this tush was known as the French Tickler."