Contest: ENTER STV'ger Caption Contest #225: The One with the Demon Planet

[Orac]

Voyager giving the Enterprise a piggy back ride on the Demon Planet.

 

[Orac]

Bezos: Once more unto the breach!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"Duty officer, note in the ship's log: Google Maps no longer to be used for starship navigation."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Janeway (to everyone peeing behind rocks): "I told you all to go BEFORE we start our journey home!"

Paris: "Maybe if you let us use the ship's bathrooms."

Janeway: "For the thousandth time: Federation ships don't have bathrooms."

Harry: "Oh, they don't? Then what's that thing I've been peeing in?"

Janeway: "The sink, Harry. Stop it. And you wonder why you never get promoted."

Paris: "Who is that man over there?"

Bortus: "Commander Bortus."

Paris: "That's some piss; you were peeing when I started and you're still going."

Bortus: "I've been holding it for a year."

 

[Finn]

Crewman 1: You seriously wrote that?

Crewman 2: Janeway and Chakotay would never see it.

 

[Orac]

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