Voyager giving the Enterprise a piggy back ride on the Demon Planet.
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Contest: ENTER STV'ger Caption Contest #225: The One with the Demon Planet
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Voyager giving the Enterprise a piggy back ride on the Demon Planet.
Bezos: Once more unto the breach!
"Duty officer, note in the ship's log: Google Maps no longer to be used for starship navigation."
Janeway (to everyone peeing behind rocks): "I told you all to go BEFORE we start our journey home!"
Paris: "Maybe if you let us use the ship's bathrooms."
Janeway: "For the thousandth time: Federation ships don't have bathrooms."
Harry: "Oh, they don't? Then what's that thing I've been peeing in?"
Janeway: "The sink, Harry. Stop it. And you wonder why you never get promoted."
Paris: "Who is that man over there?"
Bortus: "Commander Bortus."
Paris: "That's some piss; you were peeing when I started and you're still going."
Bortus: "I've been holding it for a year."
Crewman 1: You seriously wrote that?
Crewman 2: Janeway and Chakotay would never see it.
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