Contest: ENTER STV Caption Contest #210: The One That Never Happened Part 2

[Orac]

Welcome to the all new Star Trek Voyager Caption Contest!

Here are the winners of the last contest...

First up the Best Fart Joke goes to @tharpdevenport with:

The many faces of I Farted.

The Captain's Choice Award goes to @Catarina with:

Janeway: I like my ship like I like my sex life: Rough.
Seven: You have no sex life.
Janeway: ....
Seven: Perhaps you'd like to borrow my Chakotay lover hologram.

Third place goes to @Delta Vega with:

Janeway *thinks*
"I would sooooo love to colour in that stupid tattoo of his"

@Leviathan gets Second Place with:

Annorax: Wait... l see the problem.... some jerks swiped a couple whales in the 1980's

And the winner is @Laura Cynthia Chambers with:

By the time Chakotay finished with his briefing, Kathryn had already found a smiley face, the Vulcan word for "sweatsock", and the correct path through the maze in his tattoo.

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Here're th' new pictures..

 

[Delta Vega]

"You think your tattoo is cool, what about this wart cluster ?"

 

[IMC Headquarters]

For a thousand generations the men stared with awe at the other. Chakotay held vast vision quests atop Annorax's cradle cap while the Krenim scientist mapped a million temporal incursions with Chakotay's tattoo compass. Both men knew they could return home to the worlds they knew if only they could break the link which bound them...

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

By the time Seven detected the cardboard cutout that had been standing beside her, the real Harry was already halfway through the original trilogy.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

Trapped within the Disaster Area stuntship with minutes to live, the band's old synth player, Jammin' Janeway, rocks her keys.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Black Friday, circa 2370s.

 

[tharpdevenport]

7 of 9: "Tea, Earl grey? Who would drink this! I hope I never meet of them!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

SEVEN: This is revolting. I hate this.
NEELIX (OC): More?
SEVEN: Yes. Please.

JANEWAY: I picked a helluva a time to switch to decafe.

 

[Delta Vega]

Seven is not impressed with her latest "State of the Art" Borg appendage

 

[IMC Headquarters]

SEVEN: I will not assimilate this.

 

[Orac]

Annorax: So uh... I smelled some pot and I uh... thought that you might have some...

 

[Catarina]

Jeri: *sees Beltran's cup* All this time I've memorized my lines like a chump.

I didn't mean the literal devil!

Janeway narrowly escaped the Chakotay/neelix fart war.

Annorax: I have a better benefits package

Kim: We kissed
Seven: In your dreams
Kim: Exactly. Best night of my life.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

ANNORAX: Every five hundred years my horns fall off and I then grow new ones.

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Chakotay's classic rock collection is not what I'd hoped for.

 

[Finn]

Kim: A new pip!

Seven: that's just a reflection on the console...

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Neelix's four-alarm chili was a real blow out for the crew.

 

[Catarina]

ANNORAX: I had an inspiration. Your tattoo just might be the missing algorithm I need for my mission. And to think I almost wiped out out of existence.

 

[Catarina]

Hair style number 240: the Zero G Vomit Comet look.

 

[Catarina]

Disembodied voice: EMH personal logs: Just another day in the Delta Quadrant. Captain Janeway's questionable behavior today reminds me of a horse that runs back into a blazing barn.

 

[Catarina]

Are you using clever word play to disguise the fact you served us piss?