Contest: ENTER STV Caption Contest #208: Scientific Method

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Voyager' started by Orac, Jul 2, 2019.

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  1. Tenacity

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    Torres: It's an exact reproduction of Mr. Spock's imager, what do you see?

    EMH: Andorian midget porn.
     
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  2. Catarina

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    (Sorry, this turned more into a short instead of a punch line)

    Torres: You know for someone who claims to not be a "Peeping Tom", you sure pry into the off hours of the crew to satisfy your melodrama.
    Doc: I'm a doctor. Not a porno filmographer.
    Torres: Are you tapped into Chakotay's quarters?
    Doc: Wouldn't you like to know?
     
  3. JirinPanthosa

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    DOC: I'm a Doctor AND a command officer!
    PARIS: I'm a pilot, genius engineer, medic, command officer, and holonovel writer, all while being a rebellious bad boy!
    DOC: ...No fair.

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    NEELIX: ...Did you just climb up on the console just so you could keep looking down on me?
    TUVOK: Yes.

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    CHAKOTAY: So why DON'T we just go warp 9.9999 and get home in a minute without turning into lizards?
    JANEWAY: I don't want to give him the satisfaction.

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    JANEWAY: You know, they say you look on the outside the way you feel on the inside.

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    TORRES: What happened to him? It looks like his brain exploded!
    DOC: He's from the department of temporal investigations, he just got done interviewing Captain Janeway.
     
  4. Orac

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    Paris: Where'd th' cheese go?
    EMH: I don't know!

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    Paris: I can't believe I kissed you!
    EMH: Must've been your lifelong ambition!
     
  5. Tenacity

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    Paris: "I'm a floor wax."
    EMH: "I'm a dessert topping."
     
  6. TommyR01D

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    Tuvok's crippling fear of mice took the rest of the crew by surprise.
     
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  7. A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees

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    Tom: B'Elanna, you've gotta see my new holonovel. It's my twist on an old 20th century movie. I call it...
    "Honey, I Blew up the Vulcan!"
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    Janeway: I tried to tell you the grail wouldn't be made of gold, but someone wouldn't listen.

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    Picardo: Milk, eggs, bread... wait a sec..
    Who swapped my cue card for my grocery list!
     
  8. Delta Vega

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    Doc
    "It's 1-0,
    Rapinoe"
     
  9. Catarina

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    Hehe.

    Picardo: Aye.... Captain? What? This is Beltran's handwriting.
     
  10. tharpdevenport

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    Doctor: "What's wrong with this bastards???!!! Clearly the dress is blue!!!"
     
  11. Finn

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    Trek Trivia #47: They were going to have Chakotay develop wooden skin...until someone steeped in and told Braga and Berman it'd be a waste of time and money because nobody would notice..
     
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  12. tharpdevenport

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    Old Woodcotay: "I thought you said you'd love me when I was old and grey or even bald."

    Janeway: "I lied. By the way, me and Tom have something to tail you, I mean, tell you."
     
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  13. Catarina

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    Old Woodcotay: The spell won't break until you kiss me.

    Janeway: I am determined to believe there is a scientific way out of this.
     
  14. tharpdevenport

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    LOL, I approve of the continued use of "Old Woodcotay". But you missed a chance to one-up me and do "Old Lady Fingers". ;-)
     
  15. Catarina

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    That's because I was on my phone and too lazy to erase your words when I hit reply. But damnit...if you aren't right. I slap my knee at a lost opportunity.
     
  16. Laura Cynthia Chambers

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    Security officer's log, supplemental: Despite night shift's best efforts at hiding their activities, it would appear the main engineering midnight pool parties have not abated. Exhibit A, a deflated unicorn flotation device, is currently wedged in one of the coolant vents.
     
  17. Orac

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    New contest! --> link
     
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