Contest: ENTER STV Caption Contest #208: Scientific Method

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  1. Gore-ac

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    Welcome to the all new Star Trek Voyager Caption Contest! :)

    Here are the winners of the last contest...

    First up the Best Fart Joke Award goes to @IMC Headquarters with:
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    JANEWAY: Oops! Excuse me. Bad beans. I could melt duranium bulkheads in my day...

    Third Place goes to @Prax with..
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    "I'm sorry seven. This is a boys only club, as you no doubt read on the sign. If you don't like it, you are free to start your own."

    @Catarina gets Second Place with..
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    Chakotay : Alright, who took my stash.

    And First Prize goes to @Delta Vega with..
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    I've been expecting you Mr Bond. . . .

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  2. Gore-ac

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    Paris: Oh yeah? Well he who denied it, supplied it!
     
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  3. Delta Vega

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    Tuvok auditions for his part in "Land Of The Giants"
     
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  4. Tenacity

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  5. Delta Vega

    Delta Vega Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Ha Ha, beat me to it
     
  6. Delta Vega

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    Chakotay : (whispers) "We can sneak into your ready room for a quickie, he won't notice"

    Janeway : (whispers) "Careful. . . . ."
     
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  7. Laura Cynthia Chambers

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  8. IMC Headquarters

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    My god it's true.
     
  9. Qonundrum

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    When an abused Vulcanite grows to giant size because of an alien encounter and an aborted comedy attempt, he goes after his joking Talaxian with revenge on his mind.

    "Attack of the 50 Foot Tuvok" (2358)

    With apologies to: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0051380/
     
  10. Delta Vega

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    Paris : "Hologram or not Doc, your breath is howling"
     
  11. Kaos

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    Voyager’s annual In-Your-Face competition had the same finalists seven years running.

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    Giant Tuvok? Hey, if it’s good enough for Spock...

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    Janeway: Tell him what?
    Chakotay: That he’s our bastard son. And that neither of us want him.
    Janeway: sorry, what?
    Chakotay: Starfleet and Marquis.

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    Janeway: I’m here to inform you that you have been the victim of a drive-by prosthetics fitting.

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    Pictured: the EMH’s motion capture sessions for Torres’ new holoprogram. Paris’s best prank ever.
     
  12. Catarina

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    Fe Fi fo fum. I smell the blood of a human gyrating his bum....on duty, Ensign...

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    Chakotay: Should I tell him or shall you?
    Janeway: Tell him what?
    Chakotay: That you pretended it was me at warp 10.

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    Tenacity beat us all to it so here's my mediocre plan B:
    Mulgrew: if you think this disguise will keep the gaggle of women off you, it's working.

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    Director Bob Picardo: Nice try but it needs more Klingon passion. You and Robbie kiss like teens playing 7 minutes in Sev---- heaven!
     
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    Paris OC: Tuvok...I didn't know Vulcans were Voyeuristic.
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    Thanks for the win!
     
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    GIANT TUVOK: Captain Burton, can you describe the nature of the wormhole which brought you here? What was your ship's position where you encountered it?
     
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    JANEWAY: You know, I could put you in a bird cage and start calling you, "Tweety".
     
  20. Tenacity

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    This week on Star Trek: Voyager ...

    "The Infinite Vulcan."
     
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