Contest: ENTER STV Caption Contest #207: Nevermore

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Chakotay: Would one of you mind explaining to me why Neelix and Kes are opening a lizard nursery in the hydroponics bay??

 

[tharpdevenport]

Pictured left to right: The Holding in Your Fart face, the Clenching Your Buttocks Firmly stance, and the I Pissed Myself face.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

SEVEN: This Andrew Dice Clay is attempting to offend me with vulgar observations about my anatomy and physiology. Removing the mouth should inhibit further comments.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

SEVEN: I have located Tonto. He is, as you predicted, restrained to a chair, and guarded by several outlaws. It should be an easy rescue. The cabin is equipped with a back door which is open to provide cooling.

 

[Finn]

Tom: That's how Harry was when he reported in...
Chakotay: No kidding. Translucent Green, for sure.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Chakotay referees the finals of the first annual Voyager holding-your-breath contest...

 

[Catarina]

Chakotay : Alright, who took my stash.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Chaky Chakotay: Kathy! You got some 'splaining to do!!!!
Kathy: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

 

[Prax]

"I'm sorry things had to come to this, Neelix. You should've been more careful"

"Just a sec guys. Hold on... Wait...wait....

ok"

Seven: This joke is getting old. You are not a T-Rex!"
Tuvok: "Rarrrrrr!"

"I'm sorry seven. This is a boys only club, as you no doubt read on the sign. If you don't like it, you are free to start your own."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Tuvok: Vogueing is most illogical, Seven.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

By hour 3, Seven and Tuvok were beginning to regret offering to pose for Neelix's beginner's art class...

 

[Orac]

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