Contest: ENTER STV Caption Contest #203: You're Fired

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Voyager' started by Orac, Feb 2, 2019.

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  1. Orac

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    Janeway: Mister Chakotay, please confine your meatballs to the nonsensical story thread.
     
  2. Catarina

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    Janeway: Something ominous is about to happen: My ready room is lit in ''it's going down" gray and my replicator gave me meatballs; As if taunting me whether I have 'the balls'.
     
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  3. Leviathan

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    Thanks for the win!

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  4. Ryan Thomas Riddle

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    JANEWAY: You'll have to explain it to Chakotay like he's a two-year old, except you're not a two-year old, Mr. Kim.
     
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    Doctor: I've made myself a one-eyed Willy.
     
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  6. Leviathan

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    Janeway: they only live 9 years anyhow, so I guess this beats telling the crew she 'went to live on a farm '.
     
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  7. Leviathan

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    Janeway: OK Harry, you get to be a lieutenant if you can guess what's in the cup...
     
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    Janeway: Is there any chance we can keep Kes in trade for 'woody' here?
     
  9. Cutie McWhiskers

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    Thanks to advancements in animation and CGI, "Star trek Voyager" decided to one-up "Who Framed Roger Rabbit", with vain results.
     
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  11. Cutie McWhiskers

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  12. A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees

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    Janeway: Tom, I appreciate the... television, is it? ... for my birthday, but I'm bothered by something... This Mrs. Columbo seems oddly familiar.

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    Janeway: We found this on the drone. Any idea what it is, Doctor?
    Doc: I spent hours analyzing every part of this mystery object. It seemed to have no function. Then I turned it over. 4th Place, Borg Science Fair 2479. Presented to 7 of 9, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix 01.

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  13. Cutie McWhiskers

    Cutie McWhiskers Commodore Commodore

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    After turning into a snake, the Polymorph promptly sucked the fear right out of Kes, leaving her with an uncontrollable urge to go beat up some Borg and Seven wasn't around yet. It would later rob Neelix of his happiness and gratitude, leading to the infamous Voyager Chili Incident.
     
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  15. Doc Mugatu

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    EMH: On this life size replica, Harry Kim's g-spot would be right about here.

    Janeway: If that's "life size" then Mr. Kim either has a large who-haw or a small thingamajig.

    EMH: After three scans I can confirm it is the latter.
     
  16. Doc Mugatu

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    Kes: I love assisting you with this hobby of yours! When can I do it again?

    EMH: "Circumcision" is NOT a hobby. It is a medical procedure.

    Kes: Shush, here comes Mr. Kim. I'll just take little off the top.
     
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  17. Tenacity

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    Chak "Oil can ... oil can."
     
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    THE DOCTOR: I removed this unit from the Vidiians' transporters. Next time they decide to harvest your organs they might want to start with a complete skeletal system...
     
  20. Doc Mugatu

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    Janeway: Soylent Green Tea maybe made out of people but it is damn refreshing!
     
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