Star Trek XI+ Haiku

[HIjol]

The Thinking Machines
The Butlerian Jihad
Forbids and outlawed

Hmm, that didn't work out so well. Butlerian Jihad is really hard to work into a haiku.

Do like David Gates did with Bread and "Baby I'm a Want You":

"But-a-lerian Jihad"

from ~ The Secret Songs of the Atredeis

 

[HIjol]

Chani, Concubine
My DuneTide, My WaterWell
So Deeply I Delve

from ~ Paul Muad'dib: The X Files

 

[Cyke101]

When I last came here
This thread had only 6 posts;
Haikus exploded!

Excellent!!!

Oh, you still owe me a new shirt for the one. I spilled coffee on, reading your "Riker Google" Post!

Shaka, the brew fell.
Hijol and Cyke, their arms wide.
Cyke at Tanagra

 

[HIjol]

When I last came here
This thread had only 6 posts;
Haikus exploded!

Excellent!!!

Oh, you still owe me a new shirt for the one. I spilled coffee on, reading your "Riker Google" Post!

Shaka, the brew fell.
Hijol and Cyke, their arms wide.
Cyke at Tanagra

 

[HIjol]

Shirt. In the Washer
It's Mark, the Mark of the Beast
Soap and Shirt on the Ocean

Morning. With No Beast
Cyke. HIjol. On the River
Together at Tanagra

 

[The Wormhole]

Darmok and Jilad
With the Beast of Tanagra
What a crazy night

 

[HIjol]

Darmok. His Ears Wide
Sokath, his eyes uncovered
Kira at Bashi

 

[martok2112]

Gilgamesh, a king!
Do, a deer, a female deer
Fell when the truck hit!

 

[HIjol]

Arum, Gilgamesh
King, Mesopotamia
Did not have a truck

 

[The Wormhole]

Picard and Dathon
Sharing nighttime camp stories
On El Adrel Four

 

[Cyke101]

"O! Transporter beam,
Incapacitating me.
Dathon got ass-whupped."

--Picard

 

[HIjol]

Dathon was Struck Down
Our Blades brought up to Foreheads
Dathon and Picard

Metaphor as Language
For Those that can Understand
Temba ~ His Arms Wide

 

[martok2112]

Arum, Gilgamesh
King, Mesopotamia
Did not have a truck

Not King Gilgamesh?
Hmm...this is most perplexing.
Mayhap.....Gargamel?

 

[HIjol]

Gargamel Hates Smurfs
Misanthrope, Highest Order
Gargamel and Balthazar

 

[HIjol]

Can Pegg Trans-Warp Beam
A Screenplay that Satisfies
Trekkies and Trekkers, Alike?

 

[martok2112]

As long as story
Is good and fun to enjoy
Factions need not fret.

 

[HIjol]

As long as story
Is good and fun to enjoy
Factions need not fret.

Insha'Allah, We Say
Pegg, Paramount, Tanagra?
Fans, their Faces Wet?


Martok, with Honor
Fought against The Romulans
Battle of Tcha'voth

 

[martok2112]

Martok is honored.
The Rotarran does prevail.
Let the blood wine flow!

 

[HIjol]

Flagons, BattleMates
and Freely flows the ‘IwHIq
A Warriors Life

 

[martok2112]

What is good in life?
Crushed enemies fore driven!
Lamenting women!