Star Trek XI+ Haiku

[martok2112]

Moderaor Ruled
There is nothing left to do
But Post more Haiku

(The rare "Danielson-Miyagi" Rhyming Haiku! You will find it the literature of the time!)

Ahh... the giants!

So that's the game folks. HIjol left one on, and in the bottom of the ninth, martok got one, and that's all he needed! Keep it here on Trek BBS, brought to you by, petaQ Gagh. "Remember, if it is Gagh by petaQ, it's best Live!"

<-----------takes a bow...10-q! 10-q!

Bloodwine! More bloodwine
For Wormhole, HIjol, and I!
Keep the gagh alive!

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

So shocking to hear
"have sex with farm animals"
In a Star Trek film

 

[The Wormhole]

Gagh by petaQ rocks
There is no finer worms known
Wiggling all the way

Wormhole knows his Gagh
A Connoisseur of the Worm
I tip my Bat'leth

I am honoured, sir
To be named a Connoisseur
Bat'leth tip returned

 

[HIjol]

So shocking to hear
"have sex with farm animals"
In a Star Trek film

Imagine the noise
The animals would all make
George Animal Farm

 

[HIjol]

Ahh... the giants!

So that's the game folks. HIjol left one on, and in the bottom of the ninth, martok got one, and that's all he needed! Keep it here on Trek BBS, brought to you by, petaQ Gagh. "Remember, if it is Gagh by petaQ, it's best Live!"

<-----------takes a bow...10-q! 10-q!

Bloodwine! More bloodwine
For Wormhole, HIjol, and I!
Keep the gagh alive!

Gagh by petaQ rocks
There is no finer worms known
Wiggling all the way

Wormhole knows his Gagh
A Connoisseur of the Worm
I tip my Bat'leth

I am honoured, sir
To be named a Connoisseur
Bat'leth tip returned

Dying With Honor
Is a Klingon Way of Life
Join Me in Battle!

 

[martok2112]

So that's the game folks. HIjol left one on, and in the bottom of the ninth, martok got one, and that's all he needed! Keep it here on Trek BBS, brought to you by, petaQ Gagh. "Remember, if it is Gagh by petaQ, it's best Live!"

<-----------takes a bow...10-q! 10-q!

Bloodwine! More bloodwine
For Wormhole, HIjol, and I!
Keep the gagh alive!

Wormhole knows his Gagh
A Connoisseur of the Worm
I tip my Bat'leth

I am honoured, sir
To be named a Connoisseur
Bat'leth tip returned

Dying With Honor
Is a Klingon Way of Life
Join Me in Battle!

Baa baa black sheep Trek
Sheep shaggers, the lot of them!
Baaaaaaaaaaaaa! (there's supposed to be five hits of vibrato in that bleat...so, five syllables! )



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(to my fellow warriors!)

Call forth our brothers!
With bat'leths held high and proud
Riding Shai Hulud!

 

[HIjol]

Stilgar and Kahless
Leading Us with Battle Cry
Honor and Water

 

[The Wormhole]

Dishonourable
Harkonnens and Romulans
Let the fight begin

 

[HIjol]

Siridar Baron
Has Forbidden Atomics
Coward's Damocles

Glory will prevail
Adept at the Weirding Way
Crush Eagle and Ram*

(*Within Frank Herbert's continuity, the official seal of House Harkonnen bore the image of a Griffin. Dune Encyclopedia altered it to a Ram...source: Dune Wikia

 

[martok2112]

It is said Muad'Dub
Seeing a hawk chick newborn
Uttered "Kull Wahad!"

 

[HIjol]

Paul and gom jabbar
Gaius Helen Mohiam
Was equally stirred

 

[martok2112]

Paul and gom jabbar
Gaius Helen Mohiam
Was equally stirred

Wind up and the pitch!
HIjol scores a grand slam!

 

[HIjol]

Thank you. You are good at this!
Wormhole, too!



Brothers of the Sietch
Tread Lightly along the Dune
Seeking Shai Hulud

Martok, Wormhole and HIjol
Fremen, Fedaykin
Hajra for Mahdi

 

[The Wormhole]

Here's the Emperor
With his fearsome Sardaukar
Fifty legions worth

 

[martok2112]

Here is the Mahdi
With his ferocious Fremen!
A whole planet's worth!

 

[2takesfrakes]

Romulan tatoos
Enterprise Submersible
Beyond STAR TREK soon!

 

[HIjol]

The Haiku League Grows
No Need for the Avengers
"Pen" Stronger Than Sword

 

[The Wormhole]

Heh. heh. heh, "Pen is"
Looks a lot like something else
Something quite phallic

 

[martok2112]

I ain't gonna touch that with a ten foot maker hook on a twenty thumper ride!

 

[The Wormhole]

You're hung like a horse!
Ten foot and twenty thumper?
Jealous enemies